I'd rather be hibernating

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

well we did end up making it to P3 three times tonight, and immediately died horribly when everyone apparently forgot what a soak is and how to resolve it

Saw up to just before the first pizza slices in P3 and they’re all thinking we’re primed for a kill tomorrow (we are most definitely not lmao) but I did get to experience a grown man call out over discord in sheer terror as he watched me (newly assigned seed carrier in p3) get unwillingly rescued away by some random ass evoker who’s not even supposed to be in our group, yoinking the lifegiving light of my presence a good 30 yards away and causing him to die horribly in the dark. so overall pretty fun night

better prog tonight, made it to first set of soaks/memory game after first pizza slice (so maybe ehhh 40% through P3). definitely think we can get a kill next week if we lock in (though we are gonna be missing two main healers but I think we'll be fine)

well we did end up making it to P3 three times tonight, and immediately died horribly when everyone apparently forgot what a soak is and how to resolve it

Saw up to just before the first pizza slices in P3 and they’re all thinking we’re primed for a kill tomorrow (we are most definitely not lmao) but I did get to experience a grown man call out over discord in sheer terror as he watched me (newly assigned seed carrier in p3) get unwillingly rescued away by some random ass evoker who’s not even supposed to be in our group, yoinking the lifegiving light of my presence a good 30 yards away and causing him to die horribly in the dark. so overall pretty fun night

better prog tonight, made it to first set of soaks/memory game after first pizza slice (so maybe ehhh 40% through P3). definitely think we can get a kill next week if we lock in (though we are gonna be missing two main healers but I think we'll be fine)

well we did end up making it to P3 three times tonight, and immediately died horribly when everyone apparently forgot what a soak is and how to resolve it

Saw up to just before the first pizza slices in P3 and they’re all thinking we’re primed for a kill tomorrow (we are most definitely not lmao) but I did get to experience a grown man call out over discord in sheer terror as he watched me (newly assigned seed carrier in p3) get unwillingly rescued away by some random ass evoker who’s not even supposed to be in our group, yoinking the lifegiving light of my presence a good 30 yards away and causing him to die horribly in the dark. so overall pretty fun night

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

heading in to the hospital tonight to hopefully finally figure out wtf is wrong with me regarding why I've been sleeping like shit the last six months. fully expecting this to be the most awkward night of my life

covered in wires

Slept like absolute SHIT and now I’m stuck in the parking lot waiting for all this black ice that randomly got dumped overnight to melt before I can leave 👍

I gave these guys way too much money just for them to tell me they didn’t see anything wrong with me. wack

five months later my sleep still sucks BUT I did just get a preeetty nice check from the hospital because I guess they sold my sleep data or something. whatever

prog my ultimate, boy