“I’d had her, and the river ripped her away.”

I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url

bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies

See also: death of the author is a form of literary theory and analysis not an excuse to give J.K. Rowling money

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

MA'AM.

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

Okay, yeah, I'll reblog that

does everybody else open tumblr first thing in the morning like its a fuckin daily report or is that just me

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

I can do anything. i might do it in tears but i can do it

i love when a mutual reblogs one of my posts and then all their loyal post likers like it. it's like borrowing somebody's groupies for the day.

my zero note flop posts will outlive all of you