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❝ not really useful unless you’re fighting off three vampires that were huddled together. ❞ ❝ wanna use a big wooden fork? ❞ ❝ piss off,  ghost! ❞ ❝ disgusting slobs! ❞ ❝ yuck,  there’s still blood  &  hair all over this! ❞ ❝ just a little rock,  paper,  scissors humour for you there. ❞ ❝ you rode the  [ hammer ] ? ❞ ❝ oh my god,  the  [ hammer ]  pulled you off? ❞ ❝ it sounds like you had a special  &  intimate relationship with this  [ hammer ]. ❞ ❝ it sounds like losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. ❞ ❝ he’s freaking gone! ❞ ❝ see ya later,  new doug! ❞ ❝ take it easy,  man. ❞ ❝ i tried to start a revolution. ❞ ❝ i didn’t print enough pamphlets,  so hardly anyone showed up. ❞ ❝ bit of a promotional disaster,  that one. ❞ ❝ the only thing that makes sense is that nothing makes sense. ❞ ❝ she’s strong,  &  she drinks a lot. ❞ ❝ gotta watch out for those  [ asgardians ],  man. ❞ ❝ who’s asking?  i know you’re asking,  but is anyone else asking,  or just you? ❞ ❝ we’re gonna get out of here on that  [ big space ship ],  wanna come? ❞ ❝ what was the question again,  bruv? ❞ ❝ yeah no,  this whole thing’s a circle.  but not a real circle,  more like a freaky circle. ❞ ❝ you’re not gonna face him,  are you? ❞ ❝ thunder!  thunder! ❞ ❝ another day,  another doug. ❞ ❝ you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re afraid of scissors. ❞ ❝ i’m actually organizing another revolution,  d’you reckon you’d be interested? ❞

❝ don’t forget your scarf,  it’s cold out. ❞ ❝ are you coming to thanksgiving dinner? ❞ ❝ i baked pumpkin pie! ❞ ❝ apple cider is better than pumpkin spice. ❞ ❝ pumpkin spice is better than apple cider. ❞ ❝ if i hear pumpkin spice one more time i’m gonna scream. ❞ ❝ it’s halloween,  motherfucker. ❞ ❝ did you see something move in the woods? ❞ ❝ look,  a full moon! ❞ ❝ are you ready for pumpkin carving? ❞ ❝ do you want tea or hot chocolate? ❞ ❝ man,  you don’t sound good. ❞ ❝ i’m so over flu season. ❞ ❝ i made you some soup! ❞ ❝ any ideas on couples costumes? ❞ ❝ they’re not christmas lights if they’re orange. ❞ ❝ here,  take my sweater. ❞ ❝ let’s have a bonfire. ❞ ❝ have you seen my fake blood? ❞ ❝ that’s not fake. ❞ ❝ hocus pocus or some shit. ❞ ❝ look at these fuckin’ bats! ❞ ❝ is that body real or fake? ❞ ❝ it’s freezing outside. ❞  ❝ NO!  it’s not supposed to snow yet! ❞ ❝ what are you,  a constipated ghost? ❞ ❝ i don’t think that’s sex moaning. ❞ ❝ pretty sure this place is haunted. ❞ ❝ i’m not going in there. ❞ ❝ happy turkey day! ❞ ❝ wanna go apple picking? ❞

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Germany, 1600s

*800 years of war*

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

So @swordmutual, there’s a not definitive but certainly interesting historical perspective on your question