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Funny Quote of the Day: "Too much of a good thing can be taxing." - Mae West

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath

Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman

Funny Quote of the Day: "Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes

Funny Quote of the Day: "All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They." - Rudyard Kipling

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it." - Charles Kettering

Funny Quote of the Day: "Truth is a tendency." - R. Buckminster Fuller

Funny Quote of the Day: "I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair." - Bette Davis

Funny Quote of the Day: "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." - Gilda Radner

Funny Quote of the Day: "Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?" - James Thurber

Funny Quote of the Day: "All men are equal before fish." - Herbert Hoover

Funny Quote of the Day: "I don't necessarily agree with everything I say." - Marshall McLuhan

Funny Quote of the Day: "I have an unfortunate personality." - Orson Welles