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Wait, really? You’re totally biased! Here I thought you could be more impartial, but clearly I was wrong. Trust me, it’d be a total game changer that would fully immortalize Maroon 5. Yay yay yay! So, uh, sorry to break it to you, but it’s definitely Blake and Xtina. And for your tweets…well, how about I just text them to you?

I was a fan of the show before I did the song though, so not entirely biased. Nothing can stop us, we will never go away and this is how. Wait Blake?! Xtina I get but Blake?? He shouldn’t even be in your top five. Where do I stand in this list? Fine okay.

Listen, I love tattoos, but….how do you have any more room for some?! You have to be completely covered or something… @admlcvine​

I’m very close to being completely covered, I’m currently working on my leg and then after that I think I’m done. But I’ll always find some small spot when I get the tattoo itch.

There’s so many movies out there and when people are interested in different thing it’s difficult. I’m thankful that the person I watched two movies with recently wanted to see them too. I’m one of eight kids. I mean they are drawn pretty funny specially Mr. Krabs.. he’s so wide for a lack of a better word. But when we were younger we didn’t understand the context of the jokes like we do now. Same thing with the music we used to listen to. 

I’ve only ever really had issues with partners when it comes to wanting to watch different things. Wait eight? I thought we were a big family with five altogether. That’s a lot of kids. Mr Krabs is also a cannibal, the Krusty Krab is literally a crab cage. There were some songs I weren’t allowed to listen to as a kid and now I realise why.

Gotta say, Paw Patrol seems pretty lit. I walked through the store the other day and saw two kids nearly duke it out over the last Paw Patrol backpack. Oooh maybe you should do a Maroon 5 cover of the song. Really spread out your fanbase. Let’s see. Hmmm…I want to hijack your twitter for like an hour aaaand I’m gonna need you to get me the phone numbers to my two favorite The Voice judges.

Yeah kids go crazy for that shit. I am a little biased since I’ve done for a song for the new Paw Patrol movie. If I can get the other guys to agree to a cover of the theme song I’d do it. Maroon 5 is for all ages now. Okay deal, who are your two favourite?

I spend too much time looking at my list, so now it’s going to be number generated from now on before I watch absolutely nothing. Ha, sorry when you have a lot of siblings and some of them are way older than you, you tend to think others are old too. Oh then they definitely won’t have any idea what’s going on other than Squidward getting mad at Spongebob like usual. I didn’t get them until I went back and watched a couple of clips and it was a ‘Huh?’ moment. 

I’m definitely stealing this idea from you, I think it’s also a good thing for when you’re with a partner or friends and you can’t decide what to watch. It would save a lot of arguing. How many siblings do you have? Oh no clue, they would just see a funny look thing yelling at another funny looking thing and find it hilarious. Yeah same here when I watched them with my younger siblings when I was older.

I don’t blame ya, especially if it’s an animated pig that’s testing your limits. Wouldn’t that be something? A Peppa for all ages? You’ll never catch a break. Your support means the world, Adam, but it won’t save you from the combined wrath of me, Bee, and sugar hyped up children. Friendship is null and void in extortion. I’m willing to hold back my advances, for the right price. 

I’d ban it, I’ll just tell them it was cancelled. Now Paw Patrol is a show I can get behind, that one I don’t mind. The theme tune is a little too catchy though. But that’s not fair, us girls are meant to stick together. Wait are you blackmailing me? Name your price.

It’s hard to get through everything to begin with and when you add more to it; you might as well count up all the movies you need to watch and number generated which one you’re going to watch. You’re a year older than my brother that’s ten years older than me. They might laugh hysterically at it, I know I do whenever I watch it. I can’t believe that was categorized a kids show now that I think about it because it’s kind of in the same tone of Spongebob Squarepants in terms of the jokes.

That’s actually a pretty good idea, that way you’re not spending hours trying to pick one to watch, just let a random generator do all the work. Yeah I am aware that I’m old thank you. Or they won’t have any idea what’s going on, they are only four and three. It really was, but also I don’t think kids really get the jokes at a young age.

I haven’t watched the last one yet and now I’m kinda intrigued. For me the worse, by far, was when they were holding eachother’s hands when they were about to get burned? Messed me the hell up, man. Oh, you might be onto something here, man. Think about it, not only choose between those two names— but be able to put their own names on Woody’’s boot. Hmmm, poor Pluto. 

It’s just sad because it’s the end and you know they aren’t making anymore. Even as adults I think that fucked us up, I was probably more traumatised then the kids. Who thought that scene was okay for a kids animation. I like the idea of having your own name on them, makes it feel more special. Were you that kid that believed their toys moved when they were moving because of the movie? Pluto will always be a planet to me honestly.

Clearly you haven’t reached your breaking point yet, otherwise you’d definitely be plagued with nightmares. Just think, they’ll grow out of it someday! That is, unless they make a Peppa Pig spin-off directed to older kids! Yeah, I’ve gotten some pressure mostly from my parents, but they gave up. Their experiences sound about right, but I’ll shut that shit down real quick, as painfully awkward as I can make it. Oh no, I have nothing against Bee. Maybe I’ll get with her and see when the next transition from her to you is.

I’m not going to push it, I don’t want to find out what my true breaking point is. Knowing my luck they will keep adapting Peppa Pig for older and older kids and I’ll never get away from it. As you should, always call them out for it and make them feel like assholes for even asking. Anna! You’re supposed to be my friend, you can’t betray me like this, it’s not fair.

All it seemed to be for him was a pity party to get himself out of apologising or admitting that he should’ve dealt with things differently. Thats all that Ariana could hear coming out of his mouth. “All you had to do was text, a simple sentence was all it was. Tell me you were going through shit and that you weren’t about this anymore” the girl almost laughed. It seems so easy for her but maybe she had never been put in the situation he faced himself with and that’s why it was so simple to her. Maybe? Right now, she couldn’t sympathise though. 

“Yes, and no it’s not different. You know exactly what I mean and that’s why you’re trying to deflect” the singer responded, shaking her head. With that, she moved back to his couch. She didn’t even bother to ask him if it was okay. Instead, she took a seat on the edge and put her head in her hands. “You say you’ve fucking screwed up but yet you never apologise for a single thing you do. You take no responsibility. The only thing you’ve apologised for is a sarcastic sorry you werent in a good frame of mind to speak to me” the girl snapped, looking back at him, arms now free from the tight fold that she had on them earlier. With a shake of her head, she let her eyes stay on his face. The reason she had to walk away and sit down was because she really wanted to be away from him right now but still knew this needed squashing. “Maybe an I’m sorry I just dipped without saying a word to you? Maybe a sorry, I shouldve communicated better? Maybe a sorry I was a dick? Any or all of them would fit” 

Adam knew he should have texted her, now that he looked back at it, he knew he had handled it all wrong. But back when it was all happening, he genuine didn’t think about it. He really thought it would be okay and that she would just move on like nothing happened. He let out a quite sigh as she moved to the couch, he was feeling defeat. Him arguing back wasn’t getting them anywhere and he knew if they kept up like this then nothing would get sorted. Eventually she would storm out and they probably would never talk to each other again. Over the time they had been sleeping together, he had gotten to know her a little, he found himself missing her presence. He wanted to sort this out so maybe they could be friends again, or even civil if this was beyond repair.  

A Toy Story marathon would be so fun, but you’re right they might not make it through all four in one sitting. You could always do one and two one weekend and three and four another weekend? And I’m sure Behati will be thrilled to get them back on their sugar highs. I support it, dude. Gotta do what you can to feel good about yourself at the end of the day. You’re right. I’m not all about ages and stuff now. I think once you hit a certain age it really doesn’t matter. You’re going to click with whoever and that’s that. You better or I’ll find you and hurt you.

Yeah that’s probably what I’m gonna do, they definitely don’t have the attention span to sit through them all. Then again I’m not even sure if I do either. Knowing her she will just send them right back to me on a worse sugar high. You might wanna say within reason, there are limits to the age gap thing, but I agree. It worked for Hugh Hefner. You’ll be the first to know what I think about it, I’m sure it’s great. What made you wanna make your own wine anyway?

My list of things to watch keeps getting longer and longer. I’m not the best at lying either. That’s why I said I wasn’t good at it despite my profession. I think we should all say what we’re thinking and feeling; never worrying what other people think. I’ll be 31 in exactly eight days. So, yeah, probably younger than you. They still play it on some channel.. Nicktoons or something like that. 

You’re like me, always telling people you’ll watch something they recommend, but the list has gotten so big now that you just ignore it. What do you mean probably younger than me? I’m only 25. No I’m 42 so you’re right. I’m gonna play it for my daughters and see what they think, or see how long it takes before they’re yelling at me to turn it off.

You really said let’s cause some chaos and make everyone feel old as dirt. You achieved your goal, be happy. Damn that sucks, not because it’s keeping up with the times but because the Andy’s are done it’s all about the Bonnie’s now. You don’t fix what isn’t broken.

Sometimes you have to wake up and just choose chaos, it keeps life interesting and everybody else on their toes. I wonder if at Disneyland they now shout Bonnie’s coming, instead of Andy’s coming. 

The brunette looked over in the direction of the dogs, watching as Adam shut them away from their conversation. They were most definitely way too excited for the topic and mood of this situation. She had missed them but it wasn’t the place to start being friendly when deep down she was angry. Was angry the right word? Something along those lines anyway. 

“I don’t think you’re understanding my point of view whatsoever and it’s just making this so much more annoying for me” she practically laughed, almost spitting the words out. Fair enough they weren’t together or even almost together. It was a known fact that this was for fun. But she still expected some degree of respect and communication from him. Instead she was just left high and dry. “And when did you decide that you had left it too late to contact me? Weeks later? Days later? Anything would’ve been better than just dropping me like that. Making me have to decide for myself that you may have got into a relationship, or that you may have not wanted this anymore. And you like to talk about being adults so much so lets bring this up too, I thought you may have acted more like an adult with this situation and just said it to me” the girl ranted. The more she spoke, the more angry she could feel herself getting again. That fresh air had done wonders for her but it had quickly worn off and she was back to how she felt previously with their earlier conversation. “Like i said to you Adam, imagine  you come in one day for work, your pass doesn’t work and no-one answers your calls. It was only a temporary contract that you were told about at the beginning, you should have expected to be dropped without your employer saying ‘thanks for working with us but your contract has ended’, right? Your fucking logic is non existent” 

Adam just stared as he allowed her to rant, he had a feeling she had been bottling all this up for a while and by the way she was letting it all out now it was obvious. Truth be told this wasn’t Adam, not anymore anyway. Ever since he got married and had kids he had matured, ready to settle down like he knew he should. Even though the divorce had been a mutual thing it had affected him more than he was willing to admit in the early stages, when he was sleeping around. It was as if he had been filling a void and unfortunately, she got caught up in his antics.  

Adam glanced down at the floor surrounding her feet, a clear sign of shame, even he wasn’t good enough to hide it. He did care about Ariana, but he wasn’t sure how he could even fix this, he was certain it was too far gone now.  

It really has effected me mate, and I don’t know where I go from here. Toy Story was legit my childhood you know, and I always wanted to be woody, but as Andy’s toy. Damn.. I-I’m a little concerned with how much this has hit me. My mum kept all my toys from when I was little, so I gave most of them to either Freddie or the little twins, so somewhere I’m sure I got the Buzz and Woody toys and so I think I’m defiantly gunna have to cherish them – tell the kids to keep them well looked after. 

I’m sorry I did this, if there’s anything I can do to make it better please let me know. I was a teenager when the first one came out so I didn’t quite grow up with it like someone of your age would have, but my younger brother was very much into it and I watched it with him. So it still has that nostalgia for me. Definitely cherish them, they’re gonna be rare antiques one day, I guess you could say that about any toy though, I bet my mom has a fortune in her attic of 80s toys I had.

I’m going to take the time to watch the third and fourth movie so I can form an opinion on Bonnie. Well, yes, I do lie all the time.. at my job. Not in actuality because that would be a lot for me to handle. I’m going to feel really old on my birthday that’s coming up soon. Maybe I’ll watch childhood stuff and weep then. Sounds like the best plans ever. Oh I know what it was now Ren & Stimpy. 

Please let me know what you think as soon as you’ve watched them, I need to know. I get that, I’m not the best at lying, I don’t tend to that have filter, I just say it as it is. It has it’s pros and cons. How old are you? I’ve got my birthday out of the way this year so I don’t need to think about it again until next year. Ren and Stimpy was so fucking good! I forgot it even existed, it’s been that long.