FunTypeofCrazy

if that’s your himbo, then why did he come to my bridge and ask to solve my riddles three? like, what is he doing here? he says he doesn’t even want to cross to the other side! and i can tell he’s not going to be able to answer any of them correctly, which means i’ll be contractually obligated to spirit him away. i barely get paid enough from this gig to survive on my own, i can’t take care of a beefcake like him! PLEASE come get him

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

People don’t care as much as your anxiety thinks they do

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

these scientists hate dogs

Your sample sizes are small your standard deviations are high your conclusion means nothing and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”

“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”