1'VE NOT SEEN SUCH BRAVERY

uh..uuuuuaaaaahoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Your eyes are drawn to the bright splashes of color on your nightstand before you can even register anything specific. It all immediately strikes you as a big plastic pile of treasures you need to get your hands on.

There’s an orb filled with flakes that stir up when you disturb it. You’re not sure what the point is other than to look like an idiot when you shake it vigorously. Inside of it there’s a tiny sign: Welcome to the Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada! and you shake it again. Where... is that?  Where did this come from?You shake it again.Actually, all of these things say Fabulous Las Vegas. The piggy bank, the shot glasses, the fridge magnet, the ashtray shaped like a poker chip... They all come from this mysterious, neon-coated paradise. There’s even a coin bank shaped like a slot machine. Every time you push the lever, it shows three cherries and dumps all the money in the bank back out. Gambling is easy!

The thing you pick up last is a keychain, black with sparkling pink lettering. What happens in Vegas...You turn it over. That’s all it says.

It doesn’t take long before you stop asking where all of this came from or what Vegas is, if it’s even real. These baubles scatter and all find loving homes on your office desk and kitchen counter in record time, as though they had always been there.

I think it looks wild and unt8med.

that always struck me as a l1ttle.. bor1ng? maybe subdued 1s a better word

1 k1nd of l1ke hav1ng a s1gnature style even 1f 1t’s hard to ma1nta1n.. that’s just the pr1ce you got to pay, r1ght?

ahah well now 1 f1gured out why my ears were burn1ng at work earl1er

“that ha1rstyle’s really garr1sh you need to change 1t”

“stop mak1ng photo ed1ts”

uh.. thanks?? 1 w1sh th1s wasn’t so menac1ng..