i was dreaming about a boy

Toulouse: /He was fine. Really, he was. So what if he'd had his heart broken for the first time in his life and he wasn't speaking to most of his family? Toulouse was completely fine. Or he would be, anyways, after a few drinks. He needed to get out of his studio, out of his house, out of his own head for five minutes, and try to be a person again. And he figured the best place to do that would be at a bar, aka his natural hunting ground. He could have a beer, smoke a cigarette, hit on a pretty girl -- anything it took to feel normal again. He was currently waiting for the bartender to serve him his first drink of the night, but trying to find purchase against the already-crowded bar was hard, and he took a step back to give himself some room to breathe while he waited. He wasn't paying attention, though, as he felt himself bump into someone that was apparently standing behind him. He turned to apologize to the obviously-annoyed voice currently giving him attitude and was hit with a sense of familiarity. Perhaps the gods were listening tonight, after all. He put on what he knew was his most charming smile as he eyed the girl up and down./ So we meet again. Do you think you can remember my name this time?

What do you mean he’s not cute? Flounder’s one of the cutest guppies ever! Aww, Adella I don’t like you talking about my friend like that, everyone’s being so mean to him today, but fiiiine. Maybe you don’t want any ship instead!

Cute-cute, though! He’s no Chris Hemsworth, let’s be real here. Like, I wasn’t trying to be mean Ariel, it’s just facts! Wait, other people are being mean to him? Way to twist a girl’s fins, Ari, now I feel really bad. I said he was great, didn’t I? And I do want a ship! Just, you know, not with Flounder. Besides, don’t you think he’s interested in someone else?

Uh, okay, but don’t you think it’s a little weird you’re trying to pair me off with your own crush? Like, we all have our own ways of getting over these things Andy but I don’t think I ever mentioned trying to get me involved with them. Besides, you already have your own cute nickname for him and everything, why are you trying to ruin what could be a really great thing?

You mean for the ship thing? Me, and Flounder? As if! 

Ugh, okay, like – no naming names, but… it’s not even about them! Not really, it’s – you’ve liked guys that have had girlfriends before, right? Or have been kind of involved with someone, right? Say my friend is called… Bird. And I like Bird. But Bird is kind of involved with someone right now. How do you – y’know, get over that?  

Okay, okay, I’ll be quiet. ...But O-M-G, you have a crush! Andrina, you do have a heart in there somewhere!

Aww, you’re not gonna tell me who it is?! Come oooon, sis, I won’t tell anyone! ...Oh. Oh, Andrina, I’m sorry. Well, yeah, I have, and I know how much it sucks. To be honest, I’m not that good at getting over crushes, buuuuut I’d say, maybe try and avoid them for a while? I mean, sometimes I think I really like someone and it turns out I only really liked them because I saw them all the time - it’s like a convenience thing. ...Wait. “Bird”.

Waaaait, wait, wait, wait, HOLD UP! Stay right there! Did you just say you need crush advice? Did that, like, legit come from your mouth...?

...No one’s answering? Guess it’s okay! Alright, see you lateeeer!

Grooooooss, Ari, how could you let a sister down like this? At least throw one cute boy in the mix!

Geeeeez, start off with the hardest one you can think of why don’t you? But thanks, Marie!