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Why god

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Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

never gets old

He’s being so careful I’m crying

For the love of god watch this until the end

I saw my life flash before my eyes

if you pause it at just the right moment you can see the guy who was holding the camera

you need to hear this to truly experience it.

J E S U S this is a funny video and #accurate but okay so queue me at 16 watching the first 3 episodes of original-run of Naruto (pre-Shippuden) and THEN THIS FUCKING SONG PLAYS, Iruka is talking about how utterly alone and outcast Naruto was because he was a Half-Monster Freak™, like literally Born That Way™, I’m all projecting the symbolic comparison to my own personal gayness hardcore onto that little nugget, AND YET HE WAS STILL trying his fucking hardest because literally all he had was a Dream™ and nothing or nobody else meanwhile I’m over here bawling my fucking sentimental eyes out and like NOBODY HAD EVEN FUCKING DIED YET

Sometimes things in context… are better

When two queens who can read go head to head