Evil ass rape bird of misery and torment

the new theme song takeover sounds great for a chance at a revival until you realize just how much worse it is performing compared to the others, as well as the gap of time between the last one

Five nights at chuck e cheese rebooted is full of queer icons🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈💖💖💖💖

"only women can be victims of sexism"

is this a good reaction image

(for context they are laughing at a blunder the viewer made, while 2 of them are just dissapointed in them)

SVTFOE:U VARIANTS: PONY HEAD (Known in the show as "KRASUEASTARTE")

HER POWER: LUSCIOUS EYES (basically her eyes can enchant other beings to do all SORTS of things with their beauty)

She is known in the show as KRASUEASTARTE, with her name being a combination is Krasue and Astarte, with Krasue being a floating female head in mythology and Astarte being a deity of beauty, I'm pretty sure you can figure out both of their meanings

the rest of her body is also purposely bland, to juxtapose her eyes.

as the series progresses and most characters designs change due to changes in strength, Krasueastartes design actually gets even BLANDER, but her eyes get even PRETTIER

anyway, UNLIKE her original show counterpart, she is NOT friends with star, and never is, in fact shes friends with NO ONE in the show

she DOES still have a family in this universe...but they kicked her out as they had enough of her abusing her powers to get what she wants (after she got her powers of course)

However, what she DOES like to do is hypnotise people with her eyes to get them to do various actions, almost none of which are actually good

So yeah, she's the first person we are covering in these SVTFOE: U posts who is a side villain, not a MAIN villain, a SIDE one

she also has a habit of entangling her victims with her tail, in which from there she forces her eyes open to hypnotize them

her final episode is in late season 4, where she gets killed once and for all

someone (I'm not sure who yet) destroys her eyes, then swings her around by her tail, smashing her into various objects before she can heal her eyes, putting an end to her pitiful, arrogant life.

I really dont have much else to say, other than the fact its initially not very clear wether or not she is the ULTIMATUM version of ponyhead, until a joke where we see the inside of her cortex soul, and there she is...

SVTFOE:U VARIANTS: GLOBGOR

HIS POWER: TOXIC SPIKES (his spikes are, you guessed it! poisonous with an INSANELY deadly and agonizingly painful toxin called AGONI, he can stab people with them, fire them outwards, extended them, and roll around to cause serious damage, by the way if you couldn't tell the end of his tail is a giant spike ball)

as you can see from his design, Globgor actually has gradient skin! this is because it is storing the poison for his spikes.

anyway, for the beginning of the series all the way until the season 2 finale, he is frozen in a prison of ice much like his original show version, though this is a special kind of ice that scales with an Ultimatum's power, so no matter how strong Globgor gets he wouldn't be able to escape on his own.

he was sealed billions of years ago, by an ancient, long extinct race of his kind, because he was just that problematic.

however, he does escape, but as you probably guessed, he gets some help.

from none other than the SAME dude from Ludos post: Merasmus!

(yeah, for the uninitiated there is a planned tf2 crossover for season 2, I know it seems incredibly stupid but it's fun okay)

anyway, so long ago before Merasmus was kicked out he struck a deal with Globgor to rescue him someday in the future since Globgor knew he was gonna be imprisoned eventually, in exchange for some poisonous spikes for his spells, which was used in the soul binding spell (still deciding on those reasons btw).

during the season 2 climax, Merasmus does just that (via dark magic), Now that Globgor is free, he and Merasmus work together to take over Mewni, and eventually the universe

however, Globgor is not truly evil, he may be a super questionable anti-hero, but he is not just straight up bad, but that's what he wanted to tell himself for the longest time.

growing up, he thought evil was cool, evil was about not following any stupid rules and just doing what you wanted, you didn't have to do what other people wanted you to, you could just do whatever, whenever, however.

but...truthfully, he is of a violent nature, but not of an EVIL nature if you know what I mean, he still has SOME emotion for others, which he buried long ago.

so, Star and company attempt to woo him to the side of good through whatever means necessary

now, I'm not too sure on how they do it yet, but they do, Globgor turns against Merasmus and together they defeat him and save the universe.

afterwards he is still an anti-hero, one who defeats his foes in incredibly graphic ways, gonna be honest I don't really know much about him post season 2 finale.

Though he does join the GUM (Global Ultimatum MIlitary) and is one of the best warriors, he is known for his ruthlessness to his enemies in the military, and was even nicknamed "The Spikes Of Hell"

ok so I called this person out for being blatantly sexist, and then she gets into an argument with me, completely ignores literally of my points, continuously insults me, claims men "can't be victims of sexism" and then deletes my comments.

what a mature individual.

(btw dont go out of your way to harrass her)

hi, future me here, im not perfect here either, i probably shouldnt have taunted her about this post, that was stupid of me

I can't lie, I'm pretty confident this doesnt mean shit.

to copy and paste from the gamejolt post

"Anyone else notice how LATE star vs was to getting either? this wasn't about giving into SVTFOE's nostalgia resurgence, this is just about finally getting to SVTFOE cause the other, ACTUALLY popular ones have already gotten them."

SVTFOE:U VARIANTS: RHOMBULUS

HIS POWER: HYPER CRYSTALS (basically just his crystal powers from the original show, but MUCH stronger)

so many of you might be shocked to learn this even IS Rhombulus, because of his appearance being so drastically different.

some of you may be wondering where his signature snakes are...be patient.

so, at the end of the original series, he faded away along with magic, simple as that.

however, at the start of ultimate, the Magic High Commission (Hekapoo, Glossaryck, Reynaldo, Lekmet, Omnitraxus, and obviously Rhombulus...plus father time even though he was still alive because why not?) get resurrected with the combined power of several ultimatums to be their new leaders.

these new resurrected magic high commission members are much stronger than any normal ultimatum, for reference while everyone at the beginning of the series is at most city level, they were ALREADY solar system level

the MHC are no longer the magic overlords, but are now the leaders of the ULTIMATUMS, which makes sense since magic isn't the main powers system in the show, CORTEX SOULS are

they all start out relatively the same as their original, in the case of Rhombulus, he is still quick to anger, immature, impulsive, discriminatory (towards monsters still), etc.

he remains as such for a long time till early-mid season 3, when Hekapoo gets a boyfriend, and he finally snaps, and tries to kill the dude, after he gets stopped Rhombulus cries, explaining how he only lashes out as he feels others, THIS is where he finally start to grow as a character, starting by bonding with his snake hands

eventually they gain trust in each other, causing more to sprout and...

for them to take the place of his many, many legs, symbolizing their newfound trust

obviously, they don't look like his legs, because of ultimatum growth, they look much different

eventually he stops being quick to anger, immature, impulsive, discriminatory, etc.

he loses his body, the one thing that let him be the way he once was, now he just becomes a head and legs, the pure parts of him.

he finally did it.

SVTFOE:U VARIANTS: LUDO

HIS POWER: DARK MAGIC (basically he can't do magic that doesn't have some negative effect on others, they can only positively affect him, these include: status effects, hypnosis, soul capture, can transform others, body puppetry, voodoo, necromancy (though he can't straight up revive, he can only being them back as mindless beings with no memory, said beings also lost their powers), hellfire manipulation, transmutation, shapeshifting, object creation, summoning, teleportation, flight, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, astral projection, self-healing, power bestowal (albeit makes the receiver get a debuff in some way), jarate summoning-basically he can do all the things Merasmus from tf2 can do, just much stronger in typical ultimatum fashion (with the addition of being able to inflict marasmus, guess why) however he can't time travel as that is the sole power of Father Time, and no ultimatum can share a direct power with a Magic High Commission member as they fear an average ultimatum might exploit it for bad purposes, also his original power was that he didn't have one, ill elaborate more)

speaking of which, you might be confused why he looks so much like Merasmus...gimme a sec to get into that

so first of, Ludo starts off the show as a runt, just a little slave to a bigger group of criminals, however, when he gets his power, he is confused and realizes that his power is that he can STEAL the cortex soul of someone who has died and thus gain their power, but it is permanent and will only work once

a cortex soul is the soul of an ULTIMATUM, in the cortex soul, all the other souls they host are there, so yeah basically a cortex soul is their main power source

he is just kind of there, he eventually gets rescued, and stays with someone, but he just kind of waits for a very long time for the perfect opportunity for someone to be both DEAD and have a nice power

it happens in season 2 and...

I think it's about time I finally unveiled my insane (but fun!) sounding ideas for this show to have a TF2 crossover for the second season (though they stick around for the whole show)

so, in short, mid-season 1, Omnitraxus gets addicted to gaming like a loser, gets into TF2 because it's fun (and another reason that once again, I will get into)

However, as the season 1 ending stinger, we see the Omnitraxus gets so into it that for fun he decides to merge the TF2 dimension with their dimension (I'm still not too sure on it but that's the reason for now), we don't see any more for now

Early in season 2, we get introduced to each of the mercs (and Saxton) and their new powers in each of their formal introduction episodes

And the villain of the season? Merasmus

I'll dive deeper into Merasmus in a later post, but just know that he is actually an ex-member of the magic high commission, originally created by Glossaryck to control dark magic, he instead succumbed to it, he was banished after he cursed 10 souls yet to be born to be bound together and to him by tragedy (for reasons yet to be decided), these souls would go on to be the mercenaries and Saxton hale

After being brought back, he upgrades his staff by fusing it with, guess what? The remains of the wand from the original show in the same weird space Star went to after she thought she died in the original show episode "toffee"

Speeding ahead, the final battle against him in the season involves him becoming a universe level threat, he somehow gets defeated, and this is where Ludo comes in

Ludos sees his dead body, and realizes the opportunity, he absorbs Merasmuses cortex soul, and he gains his dark magic powers, and also takes in the Bominomicon for himself, which he uses to constantly learn new spells

From then on, ludo is kind of strange character, he makes plenty of potions that are essentially steroids (have strong positives but possess severe consequences), he always feels like he's boutta become a villain, especially since he adopted his powers FROM one, though he never does

Unlike the original show, he is strongly against Toffee from the start, his original crime group has had run-ins with the guy in the past that always ended badly

He also starts up a business with his many creations, to modest success, he is an odd, but ultimately reliable figure