Sammy Bird..

-- My best friend and I are watching the g.ame g.rumps play through u.ntil d.awn and like... I AM SUCH A MIKE APOLOGIST LMFAO. Like, sure he was part of a mean prank that caused two girls to get lost and lose their lives BUT HE'S SUCH A LOVABLE SCAMP.

❝ I am going to be honest when I say that I DON'T feel like listening to you.❞

ˊ＊—⨳—＊` "You're a special kind of frustrating, honestly- I hope you know that. Fine, then. What would you say to do?"

-- It's nearly summer which means a new PLOTTING CALL! Tap that heart right there and I will slip into your DMS and we can get something going! It'll be a brainstorm-palooza. If you have any wanted plots, let me know! And don't worry if your muse isn't from U.ntil D.awn, I will always make an AU for us to write in!

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Anything and everything pertaining to your muse and how you depict them.

It was not exactly supportive. He knew that. But he needed to rip that band-aid off. He'd help her as best as he could. Or as much as she wanted. Or needed. "Find some things a long the way to keep you warm and such."

——— Upon him mentioning finding things to keep her warm, Sam was acutely aware that she was only in leggings and a zip up jacket- Both meant to be good for rock climbing, but did nothing to keep you warm. The teen bit her lip for a moment and then nodded. "Yeah, that sounds like a plan." Her voice was ever-so-shaky at that moment, the gravity of things suddenly hitting her then and there.

While Ashley didn't currently have a crush on anyone, the realization that her taste in men came from the Muppets franchise was embarrassing. How many people ended up with a crush because some guy reminded them of Kermit the Frog? Running a hand through her hair, she resisted the urge to hide her face. "I can't keep liking muppet men. I need to like... pay someone to hypnotize me into having normal preferences. There can't be that many people with muppet energy, it's making my dating pool insanely small."

——— Though, Ashley's own crisis started to rub off on her. Sam's own taste in people was.. Varied for sure. But, at least she couldn't sum them all up as 'Muppet-y'. "First off, we can absolutely find someone who doesn't give you Kermit vibes. Or we can try and graduate from Muppets to something else." Sam took a pause to look at Ash again. "What exactly is Muppet energy? Anyway?"