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How did our generation ever survive?

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

12. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

13. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

14. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership

15. I’ll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That’s just Insensitive

Reblog if you are from NY state and name your county..

Reblog if you are from NY state and name your county..