the punisher;

‘Kicked out or evicted? I think there’s a slight difference. Hi, Jon.’

"who the fuck knows, but let's hope neither of those happen."

‘Hi, Jon! ‘M Niall. I was a huge fuckin’ Shane Walsh fan. Kinda gutted we never got to see more of him. Why d'ya think they’d kick you out?’

"he fuckin' deserved better dude. i wish we all could have seen what he had to offer, but he had to die when he did and i found peace with that a long time ago. but don't think shane wouldn't be giving negan a run for his money right now. i don't think they will though, i'm just fuckin' around."

So you think you definitely will be in there?

it's possible. who knows what could happen with me being here.

‘Oh, uh..                   Hello. Hi, I’m Luke. Why would you wanna get thrown out?’

"i don't really want to get thrown out. i was only kidding." he held a hand out. "nice to meet you though, luke."

‘It’s certainly different, isn’t it? You get used to after awhile though. Hi, Jon. I’m Matt and speaking as a Big Brother veteran, it’s surprisingly difficult to be thrown off the show without help from the general public. You’re more likely to get put into the isolation room downstairs and I’d strongly advise against that. I heard they make you eat bugs.’

he sneered his nose at the comment about eating bugs. he had eaten a few gross things in his day, but he wasn't sure he was willing to get himself into so much trouble that he was forced into isolation with only bugs on the menu. "on second thought i think i might skip the whole getting thrown into isolation thing."

“Not yet, but there’s been some threats by other housemates. Why thank you, I feel like you are gonna be a lot of fun to have around.”

"don't let them scare you, sweetheart. most of it's just a bunch of bullshit with no action behind it. most of the time a threat is only meant for that person to show how big ther dick is, because you know in all actuality it ain't shit." he smiled at her. "i like to think i'm pretty fun, but we'll see."

Deep inhale was taken in and he took a moment or two to regain composure. Jeff had half expected that kinda response. Jon had been closer to Norman a hell of a lot longer than him and himself been friends, and the ongoing rumours didn’t quite paint him in the best light. He’d been surprised even Alycia was still talking to him. Whatever. He could cope. ‘Wow. That’s, uh, that’s real imaginative, Bernthal. You spend the whole plane ride here thinkin’ that one up? Kudos,’ the older male drawled, unable to hide his sarcasm as those familiar barriers rose. ‘Y’know, most people are just calling me Jeff nowadays though. It’s less of a mouthful.’

he wasn't in the mood to deal with jeffrey's bullshit. he had only just gotten there and he already wanted to pop his fuckin' head like a zit. he wouldn't do it because of norman though, because despite how much hate hated jeffrey at this moment he knew that norman wouldn't have wanted that to happen— at least not yet. "i didn't spend my plane ride thinking about you at all actually. but yeah, i know what your fuckin' name is dude. i just felt like dick was a little more fitting."

Ariana gave him a look, her lips still curled into a smile at the edges. “You’re very sweet. And it’s no problem, I’m kind of new here too.” She nodded her head, pursing her lips. She was still getting used to the Big Brother house, and was almost comforted by the newer house guests. They were probably afraid too. She felt less alone. “Rough plane ride?” she asked, her brows raised. 

"that's good to know. at least i'm not the only new person around here, and i can share the awkward introductions with someone other than myself." he held a hand out for her to take. "it really is a pleasure to meet you, miss grande, and no my plane ride wasn't rough. i actually find them pretty relaxing."

depends if you do some shit or not, although most likely to be in isolation 

not trying to get myself thrown into isolation. at least not on my first week here. i'll wait till week four or five.

Shiiit, another Walking Dead cast member. Hey, man. I’m Kristen.

"well i've been dead for quite sometime now so i hardly think i count as a castmember anymore, but we're a fun bunch. pleasure to meet you kristen, i'm jon."

“You know, you won’t get kicked out if you don’t break rules.”

"that's true, but what's the fun in that? everyone has to break the rules once in a while."

‘Oh, shit. Look who decided to join the grown ups here on Big Brother. Hey, stranger.’

"look who it is," jon said with a smile before it quickly faded. "the dick unable to keep his dick to himself."