A Classy Fiend

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

this is important

Also you can punch and/or kick them in the head and firmly establish that they do not have permission to tickle you.

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

I love adult Wednesday

I like clingy people. I'd rather have someone who blows up my phone and shows that they care than someone who texts back 10 hours later.

This guy at my school went viral on Twitter and Reddit because he and his friend left a pair of sunglasses and a watch on the floor in the Dallas Museum of Art and people were convinced that it was an abstract art piece

*pretends to be joking about wanting a sugar daddy but is actually totally down*

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant

#no this is good let’s do this