The butch struggle of wanting to be a knight but also a cowboy but also a dapper gentleman but also a farm hand but also a lumberjack but also a sailor

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

It's insane to me how many people have accepted the narrative of "if we want to protect minors, we need to give more power to their parents" as if one of the main issues facing minors in abusive environments isn't literally that they're completely at the mercy of their parents as is

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode