humans produce FAR to much mucus, to remedy this weâve made a potion that replaces all your mucus with a pure element from the periodic table. Roll a d118, or roll a dexterity saving throw with disadvantage (your gross mucus gets in the way)
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humans produce FAR to much mucus, to remedy this weâve made a potion that replaces all your mucus with a pure element from the periodic table. Roll a d118, or roll a dexterity saving throw with disadvantage (your gross mucus gets in the way)

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in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
reblog if you are an ad hating commie
a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner
a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!
Itâs crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives
âWhat will I be if I donât graduate/donât get a promotion/donât get my shit together/donât make this relationship work?â You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits
âWhat if I fail even when I tried my very best?â The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.
I always forget Americans have sinks that kill everything
There's a blender in there
#truly bizarre#and like#where does it go??#just down the drain?#are you grinding up garbage and putting it down your water pipe??#that seems... bad
It's for fragments of cooked vegetable and spaghetti, not like. Plastic.
my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits
vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.
vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone
"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"
"because of The Curse?"
"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

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it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
NERDS OF THE LOTR COMMUNITY PLEASE HELP
I am doing a stupid presentation and need a picture of every staircase in the lord of the rings films, I will happily send the finished presentation to anyone who helps
My friend sent this to me because I have done many, many... many Tolkien themed presentations. These were all the stairs I could think of/find, but there are many other Tolkien nerds amongst my followers who can add anything I might have missed.
In order: Bag End, Orthanc, Moria
Lothlorien, Lothlorien
Lothlorien, Lothlorien, Amon Hen
Meduseld, Helms Deep
And more because it would only let me add 10
Dunharrow, Cirith Ungol
Minas Tirith, Cirith Ungol
Watchtower of Cirith Ungol, Minas Tirith
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Here is the promised slideshow! Your images were instrumental for figuring out the height of various things. I didnât do all the staircases, but I did a lot of them! Presentation is best viewed (and really only legible) in presentation mode :)
LORD OF THE RINGS We all know it, we all love it. We all see the staircases those characters climb and wonderâŚ
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Letâs do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.
Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.
donât set out food if you donât want us to eat
i love that i canât write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here Iâm greeted everyday by posts like this
my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt
Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

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Literally amazing that thereâs a predator that goes âmrrpâ and youâre allowed to have one in your house
As far as ethical materials go you canât really get better than wool.
The sheep need the hair cut.
Nothing dies for it.
Sheep live pretty much wild for most the year.
Placed correctly they maintain a landscape and help the wildlife that live there to thrive.
Doesnât use Vast Quantities of land for little product.
Not draining inland fresh water oceans.
Been spending thousands of years perfecting the genetics for this purpose.
Comes in many different kinds of uses.
And the animal it comes off is fully edible.
My main issue with it is it has fallen so out of fashion that it pays the farmers who make it more to transport it than they get per fleece, and people have really fucking weird hang ups about the ethics of giving a sheep a hair cut.
Sheep can get infested with wool maggots if they are not shorn.
Also an unshorn sheep can drown if it falls into water, just by the sheer weight of the water its wool can absorb, dragging it down.
A Tunis sheep can live in a large doghouse, and staked in a different place every day, will mow your lawn (buy they get lonely. Buy two).
Light shearing nicks heal fast because the sheepâs waxy lanolin coats their skin. Though most sheep farmers wonât Nick the sheep bc it gets blood on the wool.
Sheep farmers MUST treat their sheep with care, because any little thing that upsets sheep affects the quality of their wool.
Even ânaturalâ fibers like bamboo take TONS of water to process and alkaline dyes to color them. You can dye wool with unsweetened koolaid.
People have been raising sheep for close to 10,000 years. And all that time, weâve been breeding them for better wool. Most mammals with thick coats shed naturally in the spring, sheep donât because we bred it out of them.
Sheep and their farmers have an actual symbiotic relationship. Farmers remove their excess wool, keeping them healthy, and then sell that wool to buy what they need.
itâs also naturally antimicrobial and resists odors (unlike polyester, which absorbs them better and makes it harder to wash them out).
It also ignites at a much higher temperature than cotton or some synthetic fibers, it doesnât melt, and the char it leaves behind is actually self-extinguishing; thatâs why train and airplane safety regulations require wool carpeting.