for human, grossly underqualified

You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn

For those who don’t believe me: They usually happen in the fall at orchards or pumpkin farms and especially ones with corn mazes (Mowing down the corn for the maze gets you a ton already). They’re a solid 18″ deep but the corn gets so dense that it’s hard to get to the bottom at all. The place I went to even had a slide into it! 

how it genuinely feels

always some new bullshit in the ocean

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

i think the funniest interpretation of gracerocky is rocky falling first AND harder all while grace is oblivious to his own feelings cuz it goes like

i was thinking about how eridians are supposed to be cosexual* and how they lay eggs and what if grace was a freak (affectionate) and was really into that. what if rocky and grace ended up explaining how their respective species reproduced just because they were both curious. what if grace then ended up very nervously asking rocky if he could lay eggs in him because he’s a weird freak, and rocky was like sure whatever idm. grace is wondering why tf rocky doesn’t find that weird, and rocky said he already knew grace would ask.

Y’all always have to wallow in your misery instead of considering maybe, just maybe, the encouragement people like this give is just telling people to do one, easy thing instead of worrying about a whole routine. Can’t make yourself shower? That’s fine, just brush your teeth. Don’t have the energy to do your hair? Okay, just brush your teeth.