This blog is a selfshipping blog! I won't be writing any x reader fanfiction, but I do have lots of thoughts about fictional mostly men and how I would ruin their lives (sometimes good, sometimes bad) if they knew me ๐ฉถ
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Most common F/O secondary designation is Beta-passing Alphas (the "standard" Alphas get a boost from LZ and Gojou because they're part of the dynamic, but they're not with ME)
Most common S/I secondary designation is Beta, with Omega-passing Alpha's really damn close (they get a boost from Tengen!Gojou who starts as an Omega and eventually becomes an Alpha)
Most common ship dynamic is Omega-passing Alphas + standard Betas (the 1/2 comes from post-Tengen!#languid summer). Do the figuring for yourself on what is completely excluded ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Most common smells: Anything in the Ace scent profile. For what should be obvious reasons (30+ S/Is).
Excluding that, the most common "Primary Scent" is Freshly Cut Grass with 3 profiles, and Burnt Sugar with 2 profiles and an additional 2 profiles that use it as an "Undertone". The most common "Undertone" is a three-way tie between Petrichor, Ash, and Black Tea Leaves with 3 profiles each, and Ginger with 2 profiles and an additional 2 profiles that use it as a "Primary Scent".
There are a total of 87 unique Primary Scents and 96 unique Undertones; 23 Primary Scents are used as Undertones; 21 Undertones are used as Primary Scents. So there is 183 total scents, 44 of which are used in both halves of the profiles.
I ended up breaking it down into 18 categories (I arguably should have done at least two more): Fire-related, Water-based, Earthy, Flowers, Other Plants, Fruits, Metallic, Spices & Herbs, Cooking, Baking/Sweets, Drinks, Fabrics, Musky, Wood, Clean, Distinctly Man-Made, Otherwise Atmospheric, and Otherwise Abstract.
Most Individual Total Scents: Water-based (19)
Most Individual Primary Scents: Water-based (10)
Most Individual Undertones: Tie between Water-based (9) and Fruits (9), but interestingly enough, Fruit doesn't have any scents that were cataloged as a "Primary Scent" (it is used as a primary scent once, but that's not how it was cataloged).
Most Used Overall: Water-based (29 ๐); Shout out to Spices & Herbs for their valiant effort at 23 uses.
Most Commonly Used For Primary Scent: Water-based (15)
Most Commonly Used for Undertones: Tied between Water-based (14) and Drinks (14); 10 of those drinks are alcohol-based to one degree or another.
Most Even Split Between Primary Scents & Undertones: Musky (7 vs. 7)
Most Even Split Between Uses: Herbs & Spices (7 vs. 7)
Biggest Difference Between Primary Scents & Undertones: Tied between Drinks (3 vs. 8) and Otherwise Atmospheric (1 vs. 6); excluded Fruits (0 vs. 9) because it felt like cheating.
Biggest Difference Between Uses: Drinks (3 vs 14)
Most Results In The Data Sample: Water-based (6๐) followed by Drinks (3)
Least Used Category: Earthy (3) (a lot of what could have been "earthy" were wet-earth and therefore went to Water-based instead)
S/Is were only considered as one point so as not to completely skew the data
Most common F/O secondary designation is Beta-passing Alphas (the "standard" Alphas get a boost from LZ and Gojou because they're part of the dynamic, but they're not with ME)
Most common S/I secondary designation is Beta, with Omega-passing Alpha's really damn close (they get a boost from Tengen!Gojou who starts as an Omega and eventually becomes an Alpha)
Most common ship dynamic is Omega-passing Alphas + standard Betas (the 1/2 comes from post-Tengen!#languid summer). Do the figuring for yourself on what is completely excluded ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Most common smells: Anything in the Ace scent profile. For what should be obvious reasons (30+ S/Is).
Excluding that, the most common "Primary Scent" is Freshly Cut Grass with 3 profiles, and Burnt Sugar with 2 profiles and an additional 2 profiles that use it as an "Undertone". The most common "Undertone" is a three-way tie between Petrichor, Ash, and Black Tea Leaves with 3 profiles each, and Ginger with 2 profiles and an additional 2 profiles that use it as a "Primary Scent".
f/o helping you tie or hook your swimsuit, f/o helping you apply sunscreen, f/o cutting and feeding you fruit, f/o fanning you so you donโt get overheated, f/o & you having fun, cooling down in some body of water, f/o & you sharing a cold dessert, hurriedly, before it melts, f/o & you playing with sparklers, f/o & you in the summertime <3
thereโs just something so exceptional about knowing that you can show up to a person in any form when youโre feeling bad or youโre feeling good or awkward or confident or sad or happy or anything and theyโll love every bit of you just the same. theyโll love you through the lows and soar with you through the highs. theyโre on your team win or lose.
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Most common F/O secondary designation is Beta-passing Alphas (the "standard" Alphas get a boost from LZ and Gojou because they're part of the dynamic, but they're not with ME)
Most common S/I secondary designation is Beta, with Omega-passing Alpha's really damn close (they get a boost from Tengen!Gojou who starts as an Omega and eventually becomes an Alpha)
Most common ship dynamic is Omega-passing Alphas + standard Betas (the 1/2 comes from post-Tengen!#languid summer). Do the figuring for yourself on what is completely excluded ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Most common smells: Anything in the Ace scent profile. For what should be obvious reasons (30+ S/Is).
Excluding that, the most common "Primary Scent" is Freshly Cut Grass with 3 profiles, and Burnt Sugar with 2 profiles and an additional 2 profiles that use it as an "Undertone". The most common "Undertone" is a three-way tie between Petrichor, Ash, and Black Tea Leaves with 3 profiles each, and Ginger with 2 profiles and an additional 2 profiles that use it as a "Primary Scent".
the realization that the unhealthy trait youโve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits
Finally decided to post this one. It was a gift for a friend (you can probably guess who ๐ป), and i can't hide it anymore bc its probably the piece I'm most proud of so far this year <33
do your f/oโs wanna know your past romantic history? and why? what information do they focus on - the relationship, who the people were, how โfarโ you went, how serious you were, etc? how do they react to hearing that you thought someone other than them was your forever?
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Realitas Suitor Tidbits: Omegaverse Selfship Scent Assignments pt. 2
See this post X for Secondary Designations. I won't elaborate on any choices here, because the post will be long enough as is, but you can send me an ask, and I'll happily talk through them with you. Some are kinda generic and others are hyper-specific because they're meant to invoke certain ideas in your mind.
See this post X for some additional insight into my interpretations with Secondary Designations in relation to me and my selfships.
Part 1 -> Part 2
Gojou (post-Tengen) [Omega-passing Alpha]; Scriven [Beta]; Chishiki [Beta]; Helvete [Beta-passing Alpha]; de Grantaine [Alpha-passing Beta]; Sicarius [Omega-passing Beta]; Dokusha [Beta]; Kakari/Latimer [Beta-passing Alpha] ->
Primary Scents: campfire smoke, dried lavender, iron/copper (fresh blood); Undertones: moss/temperate forest undergrowth, a pine forest after fresh snow fall, lignin (old books) -> all muddled by coffee because I like it a lot ๐คทโโ๏ธ
*Ace Gojou (pre-Tengen) [Omega] -> Primary Scents: fresh rosemary, lavender fields, lignin (old books); Undertones: stardust (use your imagination), burnt sugar, warm cashmere -> all still pretty muddled by coffee because I still like it a lot ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Suguru [Beta] -> Primary Scents: buckwheat, freshly cut grass, a hot summer day when you can hear the cicadas singing; Undertones: the wet decay of late-autumn leaves, rancid butter, black tea leaves
*Ace Touzaiya [Beta-passing Omega] -> Primary Scents: campfire smoke, a pine forest after fresh snow fall, lignin (old books); Undertones: moss/temperate forest undergrowth, lavender fields, warm cashmere -> all muddled by coffee because I still like it a lot ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Hoshina [Beta-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: condensation on your breath after a hard workout, a steel weapon on a whetstone, roasted chestnuts; Undertones: freshly brewed coffee, a city street in the middle of a snowstorm, leather-bound books
Oboro [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: lemons, wheat fields, ginger; Undertones: salted caramel, wood polish, peaches -> as Kurogiri he only ever smells like static electricity
Hawks [Alpha-passing Omega] -> Primary Scents: dried blood, a hot summer day when you can hear the cicadas singing, whole black peppercorns; Undertones: sugared donuts, ground nutmeg, cedar wood chips
Aizawa [Alpha-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: roasted coffee beans, dried sweat, a pine forest after fresh snow fall; Undertones: dried catnip, green apples, salty licorice
Mammon [Alpha-passing Omega] -> Primary Scents: whole red peppercorns, vehicle exhaust, new leather; Undertones: champagne, saffron flowers, freeze-dried strawberries
Belphie [Alpha-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: cold stale coffee, soy sauce, sandalwood; Undertones: dried lavender, a clear sky on a summer night, clean sheets that are still warm from the dryer
Cherry [Omega-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: cherry blossoms, pasta water, calligraphy ink; Undertones: silk, lightly used batteries, the ocean right after a storm
Joe [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: pan-seared cherry tomatoes, a hot pan (???), dried sweat; Undertones: olive oil, caramelized onions, red wine
Choi Jong-In [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: the last smoldering embers of a fire, cigarette smoke, polished gold rings; Undertones: the air is literally on fire, red wine, velvet
Mikey [Omega-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: clean sheets that are still warm from the dryer, red bean paste, lilacs; Undertones: ash, twelve-hour motorcycle-helmet hair, clean motor oil
Baji [Alpha-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: lighter fluid, vehicle exhaust, tap water; Undertones: dried catnip, blue nitrile gloves, flannel
Mitsuya [Omega-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: silk, honeycomb, freshly baked bread; Undertones: charcoal pencils, the exact moment a wrinkle is finally ironed out of a clothing item, white roses
Togame [Beta-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: bandaid adhesive, aloe vera, cotton; Undertones: the steam room in a public bath house, ginger, steeped green tea
Qifrey [Omega-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: cotton, fresh sage, the ocean at sunset; Undertones: petrichor (the first rain on dry earth), just-shy-of-burnt toast, pomegranates
Olruggio [Alpha-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: cozy blankets beside a warm hearth, freshly baked bread, flannel; Undertones: ash, spiked hot apple cider, rain-slicked cobblestones
See this post X for Secondary Designations. I won't elaborate on any choices here, because the post will be long enough as is, but you can send me an ask, and I'll happily talk through them with you. Some are kinda generic and others are hyper-specific because they're meant to invoke certain ideas in your mind.
See this post X for some additional insight into my interpretations with Secondary Designations in relation to me and my selfships.
Part 1 -> Part 2
Plicarta [Beta-passing Alpha]; Kyori [Beta]; Genjitsu [Omega-passing Beta]; Kamikaku [Beta]; Mine [Beta]; Flam [Omega-passing Alpha]; Dickens [Alpha-passing Beta]; Nu Kai-Ming/Mo Chen-Xing [Omega-passing Alpha]; Henshuu [Alpha-passing Beta]; Wright [Omega-passing Apha]; Drucker [Omega-passing Beta]; Lang Laiqian [Omega-passing Alpha] ->
Primary Scents: campfire smoke, dried lavender, iron/copper (fresh blood); Undertones: moss/temperate forest undergrowth, a pine forest after fresh snow fall, lignin (old books) -> all muddled by coffee because I like it a lot ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fuegoleon [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: the last smoldering embers of a fire, cinnamon, silk; Undertones: sulfur from a hot spring, red wine, used gasoline
Yami [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: cigarette smoke, old but well-cared for leather, fresh sweat; Undertones: whole black peppercorns, a steel weapon on a whetstone, sakรฉ
Chigiri [Omega-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: freshly cut grass, dark brown sugar, melting ice; Undertones: the rubberized pavement they use for running tracks, leather-bound books, the moment when hot water first meets tea leaves
Tachihara [Beta-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: calligraphy ink, warm printer paper, gunpowder; Undertones: metal shavings, dried blood, a city street in the middle of a snowstorm
Dera [Beta-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: fog over an open field, rice paddies, shaving cream; Undertones: gunpowder, wilting cut flowers, sakรฉ
Ryuusui [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: the ocean right after a storm, canvas sails unfurling, 90% cacao dark chocolate; Undertones: wet hempen rope, fully dry driftwood, archived maps
Senkuu [Beta] -> Primary Scents: cleaning chemicals (neutral, not "scented"), a clear sky on a summer night, linen; Undertones: cold stale coffee, graphite, something burning that absolutely should not be
Loke [Omega-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: freshly washed laundry drying in the wind, honeycomb, stardust (use your imagination); Undertones: fresh thyme, tar, something generically feminine that you can't quite put your finger on (it's omega!Lucy)
Hibiki [Omega] -> Primary Scents: champagne, whipped cream, flannel; Undertones: lavender fields, lignin (old books), something generically masculine that you can't quite put your finger on (it's beta!Ichiya and alpha!Ren)
Max [Beta] -> Primary Scents: sand, aloe vera, tap water; Undertones: green apples, ginger, soap (in the most generic and unspecified way)
Laxus [Alpha] -> Primary Scents: the moment before a lightning strike, an electrical fire, caramelized onions; Undertones: petrichor (the first rain on dry earth), old pennies, whiskey
Benimaru [Beta-passing Alpha]: Primary Scents: cooled coal, fresh bay leaves, steeped green tea; Undertones: soy sauce, a house fire (but specifically after it's gone out of control, and you just have to let it burn itself out), sulfur from a hot spring
Zanka [Beta] -> Primary Scents: incense, bone broth, soap (in the most generic and unspecified way); Undertones: wood polish, 80% cacao dark chocolate, fresh sweat
Lan Zhan [Alpha] (Wei Wuxian's mate) -> Primary Scents: the ocean at sunset, ginger, waking up to the first frost of the coming winter; Undertones: peonies, lignin (old books), chinese parasol trees
Wen Ning [Alpha-passing Beta] -> he's undead for a good long while, so he smells as you would expect him to -> Primary Scents: freshly washed laundry drying in the wind, freshly turned soil, wisteria; Undertones: petrichor (the first rain on dry earth), freshly baked bread, dark brown sugar
Jiang Cheng [Omega-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: lotus flowers, the moment before a lightning strike, burnt sugar; Undertones: flannel, freshly cooked rice, the world in the middle of a storm that seemingly lasts for days on end
Ukai [Omega-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: freshly turned soil, toasted sesame seeds, cigarette smoke; Undertones: dried sweat, the floor polish that they use in gymnasiums, fresh mint
Tanaka [Alpha-passing Beta] -> Primary Scents: shaving cream, salt, the floor polish that they use in gymnasiums; Undertones: cantaloupe, melting ice, sugar cookies
Suga [Beta-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: freshly cut grass, whiteboard markers (just... trust me, okay?), the end of an overcast day where it threatened to rain but never did and now the sunset is peeking through the clouds; Undertones: whole red peppercorns, lemons, ash
Osamu [Beta-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: freshly cooked rice, brown butter, dried seaweed; Undertones: strong black coffee that had to be reheated because it was forgotten for an hour or two and now you've gone and made it scalding hot, a hot pan (???), chamomile flowers
Feng Xin [Alpha-passing Omega] -> Primary Scents: old but well-cared for leather, beeswax, rusted metal; Undertones: sugared cranberries, cinnamon, waking up to the first frost of the coming winter
Mu Qing [Omega-passing Alpha] -> Primary Scents: linen, pressed violets, black forest cake (cream + cherries + chocolate); Undertones: calligraphy ink, black tea leaves, burnt sugar
After a night out celebrating the opening of the newly merged and extended bookstore and patisserie/chocolaterie with friends, family and staff, the owners can be found at home in their favourite onesies ready for snuggles and YouTube before bed.
โWhen did you learn german, Satori?โ
โIn high school but not like in class. I just really liked that song and Semi swore Iโd never be able to sing it perfectly. He still owes me a favour of my choosing.โ
โMaybe you should have his band play in the store some time?โ
โYโknowโฆ thatโs not a bad idea. But, right now, itโs time you got your cute bunny tail on my lap.โ
โOnly if the mischievous fox promises not to bite tonight, I have a press interview in the morning.โ
โโฆโ
โโฆ Satoriโฆ?โ
I adore these lil blob commissions from AL on vgen, they are truly adorable!! For context on the blurbโฆ I have a hc that Satori always sings 99 red balloons at karaoke (the goldfinger version) and his german is flawless but only for this song. He canโt speak it in any other circumstances ๐ and I shall leave it to your imagination if foxy satori bit bunny donna that night ๐คญ
#disturb the peace [stray harbingers + abundant serenity]
#crisis management [fated nuisances + partitioned harmony + disturb the peace]
(Takashi is the only one with a brain cell, but he's weak-willed when it comes to me and Baji ๐คทโโ๏ธ)
#incandescent forest fire [shivelight + illuminated embers]
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