Accursed Curator

                         Credits / / trippyworld1 on Tumblr

                                           Rules and Get To Know Accy + Pronouns

Rules / /

1. No p3d0′s

2. No H0m0ph0bia

3. No transph0bia

4. No rac1sm

5. No slurs

6. No negative energy

Get To Know Accy / / WIP

The full list will be in Get To Know Accy, but one is They/Them. :)

                                                                                                           Accy Talks

I do a cursed ad

I should’ve logged off

Violinist goes off

I genuinely couldn’t comprehend what this post was trying to say

Uh oh

You know your humor has become broken when THIS makes you laugh

Oh

Pass it on

Jokes on you

                                                                                                            Accy’s Art

Old art for OC’s

                                                                                                 Accy’s Writings

Why did I post this again

                                                                                            Accy’s Aesthetics

Andromeda Galaxy

Milky Way Galaxy

Rainbow Roses

                                                                                                       Accy’s PSA’s

Writing Psych Wards

Cat and Men

An AD PSA

                                                                                                              Anon List

I’m a dumb shit and English hard as F U C K

1. Stars on my skin. That’s right fuckers I want stars on my fucking skin that glow in the dark. Now, not in random places, no. In certain places on my body (Elbows, wrists, knuckles, knees, neck, etc.) there are just a fucking CLUSTER of stars that glow in the dark.

2. Pitch black eyes with an entire fucking GALAXY in them. Anywhere there is black because the galaxies couldn’t touch them is just able to reflect like a mirror. Galaxies are Seyfert's Sextet and Swicky's Triplet. 

3. When I blush, the blush is fucking purple and black and it glows in the dark in some spots. Self-explonatory.

4. A space suit helmet to wear. Just the helmet. That’s it.

5. Glass corsets littered with space things on it. You know those glass and gold corsets on pinterest? Those.

6. Hundrends of buttons I can stick on my shirts. Particularily space themed.

7. SHARP TEETH. I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WANT SHARP TEETH. NOT ALL OF MY TEETH SHARP, NO. ONLY MY TOP CANINES ARE SHARP. AND THEY ARE S H A R P.

8. Glasses heels, gloves and acessories. The corset thing but make it acessories.

9. Extremely fantasy-like dress. You know, like the ones on pinterest.

10. Angel wings with eyes on them. As a mask. If I don’t want to wear the helmet I’m wearing the fucking angel wing mask.

11. Skeleton corset thing.

12. I want an entire fucking solar system rotating around my head as if I was The Sun. I just do. It’d make me feel important and special :)

13. Horns. I want fucking HORNS. Like BALLISTIC HORNS. These shits are whiter than snow and glow but they emmit no light. They have no shadow.

14. Third eye. Give me a third eye. The eye colors change to the light levels provided an glow depending on the light levels. Also the actual eyeball itself can just open the fuck up to a mouth with teeth and a tongue.

15. Space hair. I want hair that is black and sparkly and has stars in it. This shit floats. Give.

That’s right bitches, I don’t even want to be a human anymore. People really thought they could hurt me by dehumanizing me? Fuck that, I’ll just become a goddess-alien hybrid thing. Checkmate, what’s your next move?

You’re in the girls lockerroom.

There are toilets in there.

A girl walks out of the stall saying “The toilet won’t flush coach.”

The coach walks out of her office.

She checks it out.

“The toilet’s won’t flush guys, don’t use them.” The coach shouts.

You turn to your friend after hearing this.

You get close to his ear.

You whisper, “Imagine taking the fattest fucking shit in those toilets then all the sudden the toilet just doesn’t flush.”