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Andrew Jackson just had Taco Bell diarrhea

Andrew Jackson has never asked himself WWJD and he's worse off for that

Andrew Jackson is of poor fortitude

Andrew Jackson is a cockmuncher

Andrew Jackson loves to suck on toes

Andrew Jackson likes Trefoils, that's all he eats during girl scout cookie season

Andrew Jackson steals car keys for short periods of time just to confuse you

Andrew Jackson disobeyed God and is the reason that women have to suffer through childbirth today

Andrew Jackson loooooves lint. With a passion. He wrote a paper about the healing properties of lint.

If you don’t cover your feet with the blanket at night Andrew Jackson will bite them off.

Andrew Jackson’s meatloaf always turns out dry

Andrew Jackson lives off of packets of buttermilk ranch dressing

Andrew Jackson kills chickens for fun