Crazy for a normal person to obsessively stuff themselves for six hours to the point of looking pregnant? Sure. But, crazy for you? I think that's what's known as a rhetorical question :P
And, you really do just immediately prove that point, don't you. We'll get to your cravings in a moment, but another bite of cake first, k? Already filling out your loosened chained, bulging so excessively against it that it might as well be a tiny thread of fishing line, not a glimpse of chain in sight beyond your bloated rolls. To echo what I just said, even I wasn't expecting you to get that much bigger that fast and I really do mean that
But, I guess that's what happens when you start gulping down pop, hmm. I do hope the ginger helps settle your ever-increasing meal, but I really do wonder what you expected to happen from pumping yourself full of carbonation, giving all that chocolatey goodness something to react to...something to expand with
I won't lie, with how little of that cake is left, I would really love to see you finish it all just to say you did. An entire cake packed into that gorgeously swollen gut, even if it takes several minutes of huffing and moaning just to get through each of those last few bites. But...if you really do need to switch things out for something savory, we both know you're so obsessed with swelling that you'll still be a bloated mess anyway and I'm okay with that too. Your choice ;)
Ugh I just replied to this and Tumblr ate it. Don't they know I'm trying to get stuffed here...
Also god 😵💫😵💫😵💫 I'm definitely not a normal person because the more you tease me for stuffing my belly the more I want to do it. It doesn't feel big enough yet, I want to be unable to bend over.
I took another bite for you anon. The first two thirds went down in about twenty minutes but it's so hard now, it's so sweet. I don't want to start feeling queasy. Maybe if I scrape the icing off...
The idea of eating the whole thing is so hot but god knows if I can actually do it. Imagine tho... I bet I'd be so bloated
