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Cases will hit 10,000 and 20,000 before they hit zero. They can't even track their ineptitude.

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are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.
UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.
Not to mention the raping and pedophilia.
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Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes
Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God
He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.
Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.
#when your ship sails #it’s all hands on deck
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I am once again dragging Mav into my self-indulgent bullshit uwu
Out in the Mojave, Mav, alone for long stretches of time, befriends a gopher snake. Or, they exist in each other's space and Mav gradually stops being creeped out, but after finding it cold and lethargic during a frigid night he impulsively picks it up (hoping he did his due diligence identifying it with Google's help). The snake appreciates the expanse of toasty skin it encounters and burrows in to warm up. After some time it gets restless and Mav quickly puts it back down. It disappears, but keeps showing up around the hangar. In the year after Mav mostly leaves it alone, but picks it up a few times more and keeps being surprised at how unconcerned the snake is with it.
Ice, when he visits, most definitely IS NOT. And that's before he learns Mav NAMED it.
"...you gave it a name." Ice is leaning backwards in his chair, even with Mav and the snake sitting calmly across from him. "Well, yeah, it gets old just referring to it as 'the snake'." "...and Cassie seemed appropriate?" Oh no, that playful grin has never ever boded well for Ice's heart rate or mental peace. "Well, at first I was joking and missing you," Aw. "...and you and the snake are both cold-blooded-" This little shit. Aw rescinded. "-so I kept calling it Kazansky, then it became Kaz, and then Cas, and then whoops, she popped out a clutch of eggs and now she's Cassie." He looks very proud of it, too. Damn him for being both handsome and endearing. Ice is obsessed with him. He'll wait to prove it till Mav has put 'Cassie' outside, though.

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"Drain the swamp."
for @topgundrabble prompt: matching. i gave up on containing this one.
Ice was wearing shorts. It was the first thing Mav noticed when he arrived at Slider's barbecue, a six-pack in one hand and a bag of paper plates in the other. His habit of arriving late had made him the de-facto "call him to grab what we're missing on his way over," which endlessly benefited the other flyboys, but put a dent in his pocket he was too kind to fill.
Back to Ice. He stood by Slider at the grill, beer already in hand, chatting up his RIO as if no time has passed. Mav set his load down on a nearby table, trying to not get distracted by Ice's calves and the gorgeous way his skin had tanned into a beautiful golden.
His intense staring brought him eye-to-knee with a smudge of black script above his scapula as Ice turned to greet the newcomer.
Mav squinted, trying to parse out the letters. Ad astra per aspera. He had seen that before, on Sli—
"Hey Mav,"
"You have the same tattoo as Slider," Mav blurted out over Ice's greeting.
Ice flushed, Slider descending into crackling laughter, the taller slinging his arm over Ice's shoulders, pulling the blushing man into his side.
"I lost a bet," Ice muttered.
"A very stupid one," Slider added. "But now the world knows he's my friend forever."
The tips of Ice's ears bloomed red like the rest of him.
Mav raised an eyebrow. Friends. "For sure."
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
Getting #BlackRock to change/exit the real estate market in NYC is a massive win for New Yorkers and #ZohranMamdani.

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The shittiest human being united deplorables across 50 states. #conservatives
I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.