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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

hey, nice meeting you. lol... on second thought, *my boss theme plays* i’m going to end you

sorry you literally can't comprehend my true form without suffering psychic harm 😔 as if it's my fault

it's just too bad you can't experience my aura without passing out. but that's not my problem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*thinking to myself as i look at my reflection in the mirror at 2am* i’m cute but there’s something terribly wrong with me

wa-wa-wait a minute.. youre telling me i cant rely on this narrator?

hows this for sex positivity *destroys the ego* 😍

*thinks* hmm. i dont like the way mortgage is spelled *restarts humanity*