Your friendly neighbourhood absol

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

I got a blood panel done on pangur because I’m paranoid and want to see if everything’s a-okay before the puppy get here, and yup! healthy old cat. all values within a normal range. the only change I need to make is to stop giving her Belphie’s dry food as treats, because she needs a lower protein diet.

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

Basically if you lock yourself in a room forever and then dont leave because you're too tired you can make yourself into the most miserable person in all of existence

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

PSA: if you do [CRAFT IN BED] you will also receive [SCRAPS IN BED]. and if needles are involved you will also receive [NEEDLE LOST IN BED]. just wanted to make sure people knew this if they were planning on getting into the hobby

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man