Your friendly neighbourhood absol

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

Basically if you lock yourself in a room forever and then dont leave because you're too tired you can make yourself into the most miserable person in all of existence

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

PSA: if you do [CRAFT IN BED] you will also receive [SCRAPS IN BED]. and if needles are involved you will also receive [NEEDLE LOST IN BED]. just wanted to make sure people knew this if they were planning on getting into the hobby

I love handing out amulets to all the junior evil mages and watching them act all corrupted. Staggering around going "ooough I can feel it changing me... what is this dark power?" Idk it's from temu so probably heavy metal poisoning man

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me