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marikslittleangel:
"No, it’s another bobby pin." Irisi said.
"bobby pins, racism, same story" I muttered and grabbed the girl’s bobby pin. This one also broke. Damn! They were making it seem easier on the movies.
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You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
"Fine by me, but you will release me first, little European paleapple."
"Ha! As if. How am I sure that you're going to keep your part of the arrangement?"
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
"Pff, I don’t need to look at it. it’s such a giant mess, you could see it from the moon. and then you that big cape and you are always holding onto that golden toy of yours. What are you trying to compensate, huh?"
"My patience. It's abnormally small."
I growled at the girl's foolish attempts to insult me.
"My left leg just died, release me from the paralysis, I shall release you from yours and we could end this like men. Via children's cardgame."
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
"I have a riddle for you: What is pale and has a tiny rod? It’s you"
"Seriously, whore?...
Have you looked at my hair? Do you think anything in me could be tiny?"
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
" said the guy with a glowing third eye on his forehead"
"Chewbacca called last night, he asked you to get his facial hair off your finge."
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You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
"Oh yeah? so it’s 2011 years newer than yours. Have you ever looked into the mirror? There is nothing modern about you. you are wearing a cape. Nobody wears capes for over 1000 years."
"It doesnt sound very insulting coming from a walking Picasso exposition."
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
I calm down. Eventually his powers would wear off and then I could show him whom of us is the real Egyptian.
"Oh, those words coming from the mouth of a cheater? You cheated the entire Egyptian-off. and your Hair isn’t even fabulous. You look like a pineapple. A pale pineapple. a paleapple you could say."
"Aw. Puns. How lovely. And I thought you couldnt get lamer than that.
Get over it, honey, your haircut is sooo 2010. BC."
"Don't worry, uncle Melvin's gonna make it all better~"
One of my superpowers is breaking the fourth wall.
I grind my teeth “rather small. Stephan is a more common version in Germany.” I clench my fists. “But he isn’t even called Stephan. His mother gave him an Yugoslavian name for some reason. Pff she called him Milan. Ridiculous name.
I would like to get him, but he is all the way over in Germany and procrastinating from doing his homework. We however are here in Japan. We would have to travel to Germany first.”
[Yes, I think so too. But don’t worry, we are Europeans. No Egyptians can harm us]
"Milan? Who the hell names their son Milan.
It might as well be the same idiot who names their daughter after a day of the week. Anyways, how do you think Libra, would my plan to enslave him succeed if I uuhhh... send him the contract for changing name online?"
[Don't be stupid, Milan.
they're not just Egyptians, they're much worse - excessively dull Egyptians with superpowers.]
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
I try to move as he approaches me, but I can’t. unable to do anything I see him walking behind me. Oh no, what will he do? Is this how I will end?
Then I feel him touching me there I instantly want to jump back, but still I cannot move.
"Don’t you dare touching me in that area!" I shout loudly and do the very same as he did and immobilise his body
Damn, she had the scales all along, why do I keep forgetting important parts of the plot? I tried to move further but it was useless...
Okay Melvin. Calm down. She'll eventually release the hold on me and I will eventually give her my idea of a fashionable haircut. I'd fucking turn her into Egyptian Sasuke.
"Using my tricks on me?! You're being unsportsmanlike"
One of my superpowers is breaking the fourth wall.
As much as I hate to admit it, Marik is right. Just the thought of my own mun actually donating sperm to Marik’s mun… I shiver heavily.
"You are right Marik. We must do something about that. I suppose for once we will have to work together.
"Men inserting stuff inside women.
Eeeeew.
We must put an end to their ignomious plans before it's too late! I am one of Egypt's brightest minds of the new age and as much as I hate to admit it, you are not as stupid as you look. If anyone could prevent the catastrophy from happening, it's us.
Libra, bring me that obnoxious German!"
"What is the chance that his name is Steve?"
[Pssst, Milan. These two are up to something. I can sense it.]
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"Here." Irisi said.
"What's with the random English words now?!? Are you trying to teach me English? That's racist.."
One of my superpowers is breaking the fourth wall.
( theseventhitem )
I know two of us are always fighting, but jeeeeeeeeeeeees~ Libra, have you seen our muns?!?!
And these two are planning to have a child together....
Disastrous.
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
"Your skin tone will be restored on the count of three, if you count slow enough. It will come back next sunrise. You should be grateful to get it back at all. You aren’t Egyptian enough to deserve it."
"Oneeeeee…
Twoooo……
Two and a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalf…
Almost threeeeeeeeee….”
Did she have the slightest grasp of whom she was fucking with.
I summoned my servants - the shadows and paralyzed the body of the woman in the space. I slowly rounded her and approached her from behind…
it’s not what you think it is. Ew. Gross.
"I am sorry but the position of the sassy Egyptian with the impressive hair has been already taken”
I whispered in her ear before grabbing a handful of her locks.
You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
Ah, a knife, someone threatening me, the usual stuff. Not as intimidating as the sudden weirdness. I relax at the more normal situation.
"You know, Bakura, normally I am the one asking questions and punishing people who won’t answer. but we could take turns asking questions. Your tan is in the shadow realm because you cheated in an Egyptian-off. How could you seriously enjoy murdering your father?"
"You're just the embodiment of modern feminism, aren't you?"
Confused whores thinking they could negotiate with me are my absolute favourite. Swinging these scales around didn't make her relevant and the faster she had it realized of three, the better for her.
"If you did something to my skin tone , I highly recommend you to reverse it on the count of three or something bad might happen to that glamorous hair of yours."
Looking for Steves
( reinumiji )
"Hey girl, have you seen a bunch of mouthbreathing idiots in purply cloaks passing through here?"
I yelled at this random lady. I havent been able to coordinate with my Steves recently! Either my rod is developing a bug or my brother Odion provided me with an entire batch of malfunctioning mind slaves.
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You are by far the most evil being I ever encountered. If you don't stop, I will have to make you stop. In addition, I will have to make you pay for all the crimes you ever committed.
Foolish girl! Try to stop me! I challenge you to an Egyptian-off! Let the one with the better hairdo win!
Spoiler aleeeeeeeeert…
that’s gonna be me.
I take a fwe steps back. that man is insane. totally insane. “urm, look, I am not Bakura. He isn’t around. your Tan is in the shadow realm. The Pharaoh is dead, yes. The world isn’t in chaos yet.”
"Good… good… All good."
I may be little late on the party but I will certainly compensate. Now. Let’s set our priorities - what is my tan doing in the shadow realm?”
That whore was stepping back, it made me wonder if I’m leaving some sort of a bad first impression.
I pulled the dagger out of my millennium rod.Last time someone nearly got his weight reduced with an eyesocket. Reminds me to pay a visit to Odion later.
"You wouldnt mind to keep your cooperation now, would you?"
"It is simple. I ask questions, you oblige and I wont make piñatas out of your boobies"
Damn, my plans are foiled again
Tiny cringed, tripping over his feet with a startled yelp.
"W-what??! W-who the hell a-are you? A-and why d-did you put s-spoiled m-milk in my fridge???”
"...
Okay, did I get into the house of a wrong Yugi again!?
Seriously, whole organisation for evil deeds and no one secures the victims are whoever they are supposed to be?!?
Who's in charge of these things?!..
Why is everyone looking at me?
OHHH, FUCK OFF..
YOU
THERE
IGNORE THE SPOILED MILK!"
