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@abrandnewkurt

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Honeymoon update;
Excellent choice. Sam is very good with his hands after all.
Yes, my husband is pretty much good at everything.
Honeymoon update;
You get freckles, it’s super cute.
You know I hate them. Meanie.
Honeymoon update;
I wear a size 7. Just, you know. If you happen to find anything cute while you’re out there. I behaved during both the ceremony and the reception, remember.
I think I have an idea of your definition of cute, so I'll be keeping my eyes open. I'm thinking of getting things for everyone anyway. If I can find the time, that is. But, yes, you were an angel. Thank you for that.

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Honeymoon update;
True that. She’s my number one.
So are you actually getting a tan out there or are you coming back the color of a summer sausage?
She's sure worth the attention.
A tan is not going to happen with my skin tone, so I'll hopefully be able to avoid getting burned while I'm out here. Hence Sam's sunscreen duties.
Honeymoon update;
I just really, really wanna look after you people. As top bitch I need to make sure you all look the part to be sidekicking it.
Especially Rachel.
Honeymoon update;
Nah, it was just the bridesmaids dress on Rachel. I was just, you know. Inspecting for defects. Especially ‘round the hems. It was very distracting.
I see. That's very attentive of you, of course.
Honeymoon update;
Wait, so where are you? I must’ve missed the honeymoon deets while being distracted by dresses. Well, one dress in particular.
California. That's alright, though. I understand your distraction by fashion. What kind of dress are we talking here?
Honeymoon update;
Wanky duties.
You got it.

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Honeymoon update;
The beach is beautiful and, no, I will not attempt to get a tan. Husband is on sunscreen duty on a daily basis. Among other duties.
Felici-freakin-dades to the hubbies.
Oh, how could that slip past me. When I think of romance I totally think of little tuxedo birds that swim instead of fly.
You’re welcome for the congrats, and you’re welcome for that free pass I’m giving you for calling me Santana Banana.
Well, you see, when a penguin finds their soul mate, they look for the prettiest pebble they can find and they give it to their other half. After that, they stay together for the rest of their lives. And Sam proposed to me with a pebble.
I believe my husband wrote you an entire Santana Banana song. I think I'm alright. Though I could always go back to calling you Satan.
Felici-freakin-dades to the hubbies.
I can’t say I understood any of that penguin talk (new fetish on the block?), but it was a sweet ceremony nonetheless.
Excuse you, Santana Banana, the penguin talk is no fetish. It's pure romance. Either way, thank you for the felicitations.
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You’re definitely right. You did deserve it. Everything. You deserve the whole world.
So do you. I love you so much.
I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW
And you’re doing so good. I’m so so proud of you, baby.
You deserve it. We deserve it.

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I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW
You were perfect before that, too. We just work well together.
I wasn't, Sam. I was sick and you helped me to get better.
I WOULD LIKE THE WORLD TO KNOW
Me neither. You always make me happy, Kurt. You’re just perfect.
You make me happy, too. You're the one who makes me perfect.