2020 can suck my nut. This has been THE WORST year so far. Here’s hoping 2021 sucks less
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2020 can suck my nut. This has been THE WORST year so far. Here’s hoping 2021 sucks less

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Don’t you hate it when you hear it might snow, and you get so excited, and you have all these plans for your snow day, and then nothing happens? Yeah, that’s where I’m at right now. THIS is the most snow I saw today...needless to say, I had to go to work
Racism
There's so many Indians here, it's like the Little Big Horn...but the wrong type of Indians.
Superb Owl
I saw this on a sign yesterday and I just got it. I really think Hooters missed an opportunity here.
Whoa! It smells like craft booty in here
The Girlfriend

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I'm in Eastland, TX for work, and there is mud EVERYWHERE. On the curbs, in the lobby, even my hotel room has a view of 2 mud pits. Scenes like this are everywhere.
I'm in Fort Worth, on day...you know what, it's been so long I don't remember...of working. I worked all Easter weekend, worked my ass off (12-14 hour days) the entire week, and was at a work conference the weekend before that. I'm tired. I'm running on fumes. I tried to make plans to hang out with a buddy of mine tonight, but just couldn't do it. I was too busy. And it's 11pm and I'm still working. I've been working since 8am and I never even stopped and had lunch or dinner. Just picked up leftovers from our communal work room.
If someone had told me how much work sucks when I was a kid, I probably wouldn't have ever grown up.
July 5th
I have no idea why I am at work today. No one else in the building is here...it's like a ghost town in the parking garage. Not only that, but we don't have anything to do right now...I haven't done any real "work" in a week. Everyone's pissed that we're not out there enjoying the nice weather.Â
Watched The Office finale last night, and something Pam said stuck with me...there's beauty in ordinary things
Yesterday, I was wearing shorts. It came as a shock to me when I left The Girlfriend’s apartment this morning, in my shorts & flip flops. Sometimes, I really hate Texas weather. However, if this is any indication that this summer won't be as the last one, I'm alright with that. Wearing my hoodie for one more day before putting it to sleep in my closet for 9 months is okay with me

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At a benefit concert in support of the West fertilizer plant explosion, a cause that's close to my heart. Never been to a concert festival like this by myself...it's been an odd but not horrible experience.
I think these pants have the biggest pockets. I feel like Mary Poppins with all the stuff I fit in there
I walked outside this morning And heard Two owls talking to each other In the trees A raised wing with each hoot Is all I saw I was crushed when I saw it Was only a dove
Can't sleep...
All of your drunk left your penis and went into my vagina
The Girlfriend

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Just spent the last hour on reddit, reading about squating while pooping. That's right...AN HOUR.
So, that burger wasn't the best. Even when I was eating it, I was thinking...
"This is going to punish me later."
And I was right. I've been burping up chorizo for an hour.