take a walk

“Fifty-one.”

And a quarter?

“I could always eat more, I reckon.”

I’d be more concerned if you turned it down than if you stuffed fifty pancakes in that hole.

I don’t know, but somehow that sounds disgusting and delicious at the same time. 

That all depends on what you plan on doing for the rest of the day. If you have something to do after this, it’s an awful idea. But if a day off full of naps is your path, go right ahead.

“No, it got all tight— Like he swallowed something sour but didn’t wanna admit it. Which he did, basically. Sucks to be him, poor guy.”

That’s both the worst and best kind of embarrassment. Did the veins on his forehead pop out, too? I could imagine.

“You should have seen his face when I told him last season’s official record.”

Did his jaw drop?