Cosmic Orgasm

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

seeing wildflowers and birds and critters and sunsets really can keep you going

"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

I need my weird alone time or I will explode