number one boyfriend hater

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

your cat was an honor to see in the window

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

training bloggers by only liking posts that arent about their boyfriends #YouDontNeedHimAndIDontWantHim

white people will see a long-held traditional practice of a non-white culture and be like “is anyone going to make this into a moral failing” and not wait for an answer

piercing a baby’s ears is a practice that dates back generations and has both cultural and religious significance and yet nearly every white person i’ve mentioned this to seems to think their outrage has a place in the conversation