ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?

I want to be like Kanye, and 

live life like its all about me.

I want to be like Kanye, 

so I can flip off MTV.

I want to be like Kanye, 

even if everyone says he’s changed.

I want to be like Kanye, 

but everyone wants to be like Kanye.

I want to be like Kanye,

but he doesn’t want to be like me.

So why do I want to be like Kanye,

if Kanye isn’t Kanye and Kanye isn’t me 

I just want to be like Kanye 

By Heathcare DeKlein

I don’t know about you but when I think of America, I think of our amazing healthcare system. No matter whether you’re black, white or even a woman you can be covered in our healthcare system. What’s even more amazing is that the government is going to make it even better than ever. After the house passed the bill to repeal Obamacare, it’s been revealed they’re going to cut funding from planned parenthood, rejoice!!! Obamacare only covered 30 million people anyways, and this new bill our representatives are drafting will without a doubt be much better. Not to mention cutting funding from planned parenthood will save the government so much money, and as a man I feel it’s discriminatory that there are facilities solely dedicated to women’s health. I’ve wondered why they haven’t tried to get rid of this place ages ago. Planned Parenthood’s budget is ridiculous, 3% of their budget goes to abortions, 31% goes to contraceptives, and the remaining 66% goes to testing and treatment of sexually transmitted diseases and cancer screening screenings and prevention. You can see for yourself that our taxpayer money is being wasted on this program, if only we could just defund it completely. That money could go to addressing the 700 to 900 women who die a year because of complications arising from childbirth and pregnancies. Not to mention this will end the tension between people who support abortion and the Pro-lifers. By getting rid of Planned Parenthood we get rid of the problem, so everyone can just go back to living their lives again. For all the skeptics of this new bill even President Trump tweeted: “new healthcare bill best ever, blows obamacare away, you won’t even miss it”. I didn’t even vote for the guy but I agree that this new bill just might be the change that takes America into a new golden age.