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Oh. Well I’m sure you’d know that I wouldn’t have much of a reason to contact you. So… no need to expect anything from me personally.

Reasonable. This is still valid info though, what if something came up and it was super urgent and all of a sudden you needed my help, but you didn't know I didn't have a phone anymore? That'd suck.

Well… if you put it that way. Are you thinking replacing it anytime soon?

If I can convince my parents to get me a new one, then yes, but otherwise I'll have to replace it myself and that might take a while.

…Because that’s a reasonable thing to do. Right.

Accidents happen, I live in a big house, and I'm not the most graceful guy out there, it was bound to happen.

Really trying to figure out what on Earth you did to make that happen. Another hint would be greatly appreciated.

I tripped and it flew out of my hands and over the railing, okay?

And how did this happen exactly?

I might have dropped it from the second floor of my house.

Why would you eat something you’re not in the mood for? That’s just a waste of calories!

Would you say no to free food...? Especially hashbrowns?

Trouble in paradise, I see… Well I hope things turn out for the best, even though I’m not entirely sure what it could be about.

Yeah, thanks.