happiness and success? in this economy??

it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan

war with the overly zealous sun

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

literaliai niekada nesu kritęs mūšy. tik grakščiai užkliuvęs ir skoningai akies mirksniui atskleidęs kelnaites

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

Best post I've seen all day

¿ʍou ʇɐɥM

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

happy owl awareness day

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

norėtojas: nieko nenoriu niekada nieko nenorėjau