Hope North likes being surprise swatted.
fwAP. Hope Pitch likes basically slapping his hand into a literal wall of muscle.
â...hn?â
âEntertain me, toymaker.â
Pitch slinks over Northâs shoulders like the worldâs worst scarf made of the worldâs weirdest texture, and sighs.
âIâm incredibly bored.â
âI am sorry that you are feeling this,â the half-giant replies, entirely sincere as he shifts his posture with ease to allow Pitch up onto his shoulders. The first few times had been an experience-- these days itâs second-nature to play jungle-gym to lonely shadows. âMaybe, tâough, you would not be so bored if you did not hide under tâ floorboards hâwen Jack comes calling?â
Pitch grumbles, but ultimately settles, looping around and over until he feels comfortable enough. âI do not hide from him- itâs an incredibly tactical retreat. And besides that, he keeps putting his cold feet on me, and he always manages to rile Nightlight up into a game of âchaseâ.âÂ
He harrumphs, and kneads at Northâs shoulder, eyes narrowing. âI demand compensation. Entertain me.â














