unlucky

I find your lack of whimsy disturbing

my me themed tumblr account

my mutuals could be like i can only get hard if i think about the car crash that killed princess diana and i’d be like ok mama!!!! carry on!!!

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

wow you freaks really like this one huh?? i have more ideas about bones and hand and organs and this was the most tame one,, so get ready