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ivory if you’re reading this you have stumbled across my blog despite my specific instructions. get superwholocked bitch.

#ivory is someone from irl #they’re making a tumblr account as i speak

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pro tip: when your dad offers to go to morrisons with you make sure you stock up on lucozade beforehand as buying that in front of him will insta fail the level. this is a good chance for your apple slices and flapjack bites supply to dwindle as you can get the ‘ah very healthy choice’ bonus. if you get cheese and crackers as well then a vitamin boost can lower the chance of getting the ‘quite a lot of fat, no?’ debuff from 50% to 25%.

#getting the crackers is also good speedrunning strat as getting other close by supplies can reduce the chance of a bad food comment by 75%#instead you’ll get a ‘thanks for grabbing that’ boost that makes payment go 1.2x faster

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We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

#stuff id send to my brother if i could

casgirl

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

handsomeboymodelingschool

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

#you know who

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drives me totally fucking insane that a large part of why we don't have legal weed is bc drug testing companies make a shitload of money from it. you can do cocaine, methamphetamine, opiates, etc and pass a drug test 3-5 days later, if it wasn't for the fact that weed stays in your system for weeks-to-months... the fail rate would be so uselessly low that employers would stop doing it.

and, like all things in this fucking shithole, it has its roots in anti-Black racism. the push for legal weed only really started when white people gentrified it in the eyes of the broader culture. I want to set Rick Scott, who owns a large stake in companies that do drug tests and signed a law that made drug testing mandatory for welfare, on fire. fucking dollar store lex luthor I loathe you

dustinyschild

More of a confession than an ask but I use to give my boss at my old job head in his office and I didn’t even do it for any perks, I just did it for the love of the game

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roaldamundsen

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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roaldamundsen

can people stop saying insane things on this post

yestermaisyy

just rolled a joint in traffic, and i’m a GIRL!!!

sealiooo

Sum saw doods

baldingfemale

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

i wish i could exchange back massages with my mutuals but you all live in the phone :(( sad!

#back is actually killing me after tennis the other day #i feel like a 27 year old

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freshlytoastedmarshy

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

#cause ponysonas are pretty good ways of dissecting a character #1.) what are the character aesthetics? what colours represent them most? what would they look like in a fantasy setting?#2.) what species/type would the character be? what’s their ideal way of life? what’s their place in society? would they have powers?#3.) what cutie mark would the character have? what icon represents their personality or their desires or their situation?

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