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@a-clown-offical
Hello friend!
ᥴ᥆mᥱ ȷ᥆іᥒ 𝗍һᥱ ⍴ᥲr𝗍ᥡ!
(be my follower)
If you send an ask, please be polite, and patient! Have mercy on this poor clown if he dosent answer your ask right away!
I am a he/him, but my mommy/mod is she/them ( @19-sakura-87 )
һᥲ᥎ᥱ ᥲ ᑲᥲᥣᥣ᥆᥆ᥒ, ᥒᥱᥕ 𝖿rіᥱᥒძ!
Also, when I say "mom" I mean @not-offical-offical and when I say "mommy" I mean my mod @19-sakura-87
Now I've got a boyfriend!!!♡♡♥︎♡ @court-jester-offical ♡♡♡♡♡
And a kid too @clown-corpsie ♡♡♡♡
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Omg I didn’t put two and two together YOU’RE DATING COURT JESTER OFFICIAL!!
Anyway I love everything you do keep it up!!!🤡🎉
YESS
Thank youuu!!!
Boops your nose
Honk honk
Hehehe! Oh you stwop that!
Woke clown >:v
Yes
PANSEXUALL TRANS CLOWN 👹👹👹👹👹👹
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo?
Boo who?
Dont cry, its just a joke :D
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Yey I finished it and it dosent look that bad!!
@court-jester-offical
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCKKK NOOOOOOO WHYYYYY AHHHHH 😭😭😭
I was drawing this of my bf @court-jester-offical and me and Im so fucking scared to paint it what if I ruin it
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
VIVA ESPAÑAAAAAAAAA PAELLA TORTILLA LA LETRA Ñ SIIIIIIII
Do you like when the jester gets jealous?
When did he get jealous? 😮
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Can you make an invention that gets rid of periods all together. I’m a swimmer and my period started today. I literally have an important swim meet.
...I can do my best.
TELL THE KID IT’S CALLED BIRTH CONTROL MINUS THE PLACEBO PILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH. OR TRY A OOPHORECTOMY. OR STOP BEING SHY ABOUT IT AND BLEED AT YOUR COMPETITION TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
I like the idea of aggressively bleeding in the pool for dominance
Did we just collectively forget about the existence of tampons??
no, I use those, but the concept of bleeding to assert dominance is better
Tampons are scary what if it gets sucked in :(
then you know you're more powerful than the tampon
Wat no like I heard a story of a girl who went to a water park with one and it got sucked in and had to go to the hospital and I dont think that's beign powerul 😭
Can you make an invention that gets rid of periods all together. I’m a swimmer and my period started today. I literally have an important swim meet.
...I can do my best.
TELL THE KID IT’S CALLED BIRTH CONTROL MINUS THE PLACEBO PILL AT THE END OF THE MONTH. OR TRY A OOPHORECTOMY. OR STOP BEING SHY ABOUT IT AND BLEED AT YOUR COMPETITION TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
I like the idea of aggressively bleeding in the pool for dominance
Did we just collectively forget about the existence of tampons??
no, I use those, but the concept of bleeding to assert dominance is better
Tampons are scary what if it gets sucked in :(
I heardest pigtails art considered a cute hairstyle so naturally I harvested the tails of two pigs and tied them to mine hair.
Farmers doth not like it when thou do that apparently.
You're always cute
L-love? Did you see a blue balloon dog with a smile painted on him? I lost my puppy *cries* 😭😭😭
@a-clown-offical
*He frowns and wraps a comforting arm around him before taking a handkerchief from his sleeve and gently patting away his tears*
Tis with great sorrow that I inform thee I hath seen no sight of thy precious hound :(
How didst thy lose him, mine heart? Where was it that he was last seen?
I-I-I was taking him to the dog park, when I looked away for a momment and I heard a weird noise but I guessed it was just some dogs barking and w-when I looked back... HE WASNT THERE only another dog walking away... I dont know what could have happened *breaks into tears onto the jester's shoulder*
*he hugs him tightly with both arms and pats his head*
Oh dear…may..mayhaps he transformed! He couldst hath somehow became that dog thou saw walking away
... I get the feeling you read too much fairytales, love
*he blushes and gets defensive* Nay, tis a perfectly reasonable explanation! That or the other hound consumed him… either way I believe we must track down that particular dog!
... W-what do you mean consumed him? DOGS EAT DOGS?! *hiperventilates* MY LITTLE BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD?! HE WAS POPPED?! *CRIES HARDER*
😨 N-NAY! I MEAN- HE MUSTVE BEEN SWALLOWED WHOLE AND THEREFORE CAN BE SAVED! THOU DIDST NOT HEAR A POP REMEMBER??
... Iheard a weird sound... I-I THINK IT WAS A POP OMG HE WAS POPPED OMG MY TINY BABY BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD 😭
*he gulps and his frown deepens, feeling like he’s accidentally made things worse as he just silently holds them*
MY BABY IS DEAAAADDD *cries into the jester's chest*HOW CAN PUPPIES BE SO CRUEEEL
Uh- u-um… we can acquire thou another…? :(
my tiny widdle wutie walloon wucas is irrepazable, he's the frist balloon dog I've ever made... MY FRIST BALLOON DOG, POPPED 😭🥺
You know, I made him almost 7 years ago... I really thought he'd never pop....
…
*he doesn’t know what to do. He just stands there for a while until finally an idea comes along and he gives his boyfriend a small squeeze before slowly removing one of his arms from around the clown to reveal a hand puppet that appeared on his hand out of nowhere*
DoNt Be SaD! *He made the puppet speak in a silly voice* hEs At A bIg SuPeR fUn PuPpY pArTy iN tHe ClOuDs RiGhT nOw! I jUsT kNoW iT!
*the puppet then boops their noise* BAP!
*gasp and giggles*
Really? So he's happy now?
Forsooth!
*gives the jester a quick kiss* thank you for making me feel better dear... How did you know I love puppets?
I know everything about thee :D
That sounds a bit creepy but ok I still love you a lot
L-love? Did you see a blue balloon dog with a smile painted on him? I lost my puppy *cries* 😭😭😭
@a-clown-offical
*He frowns and wraps a comforting arm around him before taking a handkerchief from his sleeve and gently patting away his tears*
Tis with great sorrow that I inform thee I hath seen no sight of thy precious hound :(
How didst thy lose him, mine heart? Where was it that he was last seen?
I-I-I was taking him to the dog park, when I looked away for a momment and I heard a weird noise but I guessed it was just some dogs barking and w-when I looked back... HE WASNT THERE only another dog walking away... I dont know what could have happened *breaks into tears onto the jester's shoulder*
*he hugs him tightly with both arms and pats his head*
Oh dear…may..mayhaps he transformed! He couldst hath somehow became that dog thou saw walking away
... I get the feeling you read too much fairytales, love
*he blushes and gets defensive* Nay, tis a perfectly reasonable explanation! That or the other hound consumed him… either way I believe we must track down that particular dog!
... W-what do you mean consumed him? DOGS EAT DOGS?! *hiperventilates* MY LITTLE BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD?! HE WAS POPPED?! *CRIES HARDER*
😨 N-NAY! I MEAN- HE MUSTVE BEEN SWALLOWED WHOLE AND THEREFORE CAN BE SAVED! THOU DIDST NOT HEAR A POP REMEMBER??
... Iheard a weird sound... I-I THINK IT WAS A POP OMG HE WAS POPPED OMG MY TINY BABY BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD 😭
*he gulps and his frown deepens, feeling like he’s accidentally made things worse as he just silently holds them*
MY BABY IS DEAAAADDD *cries into the jester's chest*HOW CAN PUPPIES BE SO CRUEEEL
Uh- u-um… we can acquire thou another…? :(
my tiny widdle wutie walloon wucas is irrepazable, he's the frist balloon dog I've ever made... MY FRIST BALLOON DOG, POPPED 😭🥺
You know, I made him almost 7 years ago... I really thought he'd never pop....
…
*he doesn’t know what to do. He just stands there for a while until finally an idea comes along and he gives his boyfriend a small squeeze before slowly removing one of his arms from around the clown to reveal a hand puppet that appeared on his hand out of nowhere*
DoNt Be SaD! *He made the puppet speak in a silly voice* hEs At A bIg SuPeR fUn PuPpY pArTy iN tHe ClOuDs RiGhT nOw! I jUsT kNoW iT!
*the puppet then boops their noise* BAP!
*gasp and giggles*
Really? So he's happy now?
Forsooth!
*gives the jester a quick kiss* thank you for making me feel better dear... How did you know I love puppets?
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L-love? Did you see a blue balloon dog with a smile painted on him? I lost my puppy *cries* 😭😭😭
@a-clown-offical
*He frowns and wraps a comforting arm around him before taking a handkerchief from his sleeve and gently patting away his tears*
Tis with great sorrow that I inform thee I hath seen no sight of thy precious hound :(
How didst thy lose him, mine heart? Where was it that he was last seen?
I-I-I was taking him to the dog park, when I looked away for a momment and I heard a weird noise but I guessed it was just some dogs barking and w-when I looked back... HE WASNT THERE only another dog walking away... I dont know what could have happened *breaks into tears onto the jester's shoulder*
*he hugs him tightly with both arms and pats his head*
Oh dear…may..mayhaps he transformed! He couldst hath somehow became that dog thou saw walking away
... I get the feeling you read too much fairytales, love
*he blushes and gets defensive* Nay, tis a perfectly reasonable explanation! That or the other hound consumed him… either way I believe we must track down that particular dog!
... W-what do you mean consumed him? DOGS EAT DOGS?! *hiperventilates* MY LITTLE BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD?! HE WAS POPPED?! *CRIES HARDER*
😨 N-NAY! I MEAN- HE MUSTVE BEEN SWALLOWED WHOLE AND THEREFORE CAN BE SAVED! THOU DIDST NOT HEAR A POP REMEMBER??
... Iheard a weird sound... I-I THINK IT WAS A POP OMG HE WAS POPPED OMG MY TINY BABY BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD 😭
*he gulps and his frown deepens, feeling like he’s accidentally made things worse as he just silently holds them*
MY BABY IS DEAAAADDD *cries into the jester's chest*HOW CAN PUPPIES BE SO CRUEEEL
Uh- u-um… we can acquire thou another…? :(
my tiny widdle wutie walloon wucas is irrepazable, he's the frist balloon dog I've ever made... MY FRIST BALLOON DOG, POPPED 😭🥺
You know, I made him almost 7 years ago... I really thought he'd never pop....
…
*he doesn’t know what to do. He just stands there for a while until finally an idea comes along and he gives his boyfriend a small squeeze before slowly removing one of his arms from around the clown to reveal a hand puppet that appeared on his hand out of nowhere*
DoNt Be SaD! *He made the puppet speak in a silly voice* hEs At A bIg SuPeR fUn PuPpY pArTy iN tHe ClOuDs RiGhT nOw! I jUsT kNoW iT!
*the puppet then boops their noise* BAP!
*gasp and giggles*
Really? So he's happy now?
L-love? Did you see a blue balloon dog with a smile painted on him? I lost my puppy *cries* 😭😭😭
@a-clown-offical
*He frowns and wraps a comforting arm around him before taking a handkerchief from his sleeve and gently patting away his tears*
Tis with great sorrow that I inform thee I hath seen no sight of thy precious hound :(
How didst thy lose him, mine heart? Where was it that he was last seen?
I-I-I was taking him to the dog park, when I looked away for a momment and I heard a weird noise but I guessed it was just some dogs barking and w-when I looked back... HE WASNT THERE only another dog walking away... I dont know what could have happened *breaks into tears onto the jester's shoulder*
*he hugs him tightly with both arms and pats his head*
Oh dear…may..mayhaps he transformed! He couldst hath somehow became that dog thou saw walking away
... I get the feeling you read too much fairytales, love
*he blushes and gets defensive* Nay, tis a perfectly reasonable explanation! That or the other hound consumed him… either way I believe we must track down that particular dog!
... W-what do you mean consumed him? DOGS EAT DOGS?! *hiperventilates* MY LITTLE BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD?! HE WAS POPPED?! *CRIES HARDER*
😨 N-NAY! I MEAN- HE MUSTVE BEEN SWALLOWED WHOLE AND THEREFORE CAN BE SAVED! THOU DIDST NOT HEAR A POP REMEMBER??
... Iheard a weird sound... I-I THINK IT WAS A POP OMG HE WAS POPPED OMG MY TINY BABY BALLOON LUCAS IS DEAD 😭
*he gulps and his frown deepens, feeling like he’s accidentally made things worse as he just silently holds them*
MY BABY IS DEAAAADDD *cries into the jester's chest*HOW CAN PUPPIES BE SO CRUEEEL
Uh- u-um… we can acquire thou another…? :(
my tiny widdle wutie walloon wucas is irrepazable, he's the frist balloon dog I've ever made... MY FRIST BALLOON DOG, POPPED 😭🥺
You know, I made him almost 7 years ago... I really thought he'd never pop....
