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๐ณ๐ฒ๐บ!๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ. หแฒ๐ผโ sfw +++ suggestive. mid-tipsy makeout, you don't know what's happening or is going to happen because of your boyfriendโs sudden hyperactivity.
literally two minutes ago, with the smell of whiskey and beer, JUNGKOOK had you pinned against his mattress, lips hot and wet against yours, tongues tangled in a messy rhythm that had you losing your mind. his hands were gripping your hips, groping at your waist, pulling you so close you couldn't tell where you ended and he began. you were entirely breathless, one strap of your dress completely slipped off your shoulder, your lipstick smeared halfway across your cheek from how hard heโd been kissing you.
then, the whiskey fully hit his bloodstream, and his adhd brain completely hijacked the cockpit. suddenly, he bolted upright, and the blown-out desire in his eyes was replaced by a spark of hyperactivity.
"wait," he gasped, his voice still deep and raspy from the makeout, which only made what came next worse. "babe, wait. hold on. i just remembered something."
you blinked, dazed, expecting him to pull out a condom or maybe lock the door. instead, jungkook scrambled to the edge of the bed, aggressively slapped around his nightstand, and yanked his ipad off the charger. he immediately unlocked it, the bright screen illuminating his intensely focused face, completely forgetting you were even there.
you sat up, adjusting your slipped strap in complete confusion, staring at him with a look that slowly morphed into slight disgust. "jungkook? what are you doing?"
"the t-rex," he muttered, tapping the screen furiously. "people always disrespect the t-rex because of the little arms, right? like, you look at them and think,ย haha, stupid dead lizard.ย but it was literally an apex predator.ย check this out," he shoved the screen in your face, showing you a youtube video. "it didn't need arms, babe. it was a very fast predator. immaculate bite force, like, it could crush a car. why is everyone making fun of its arms when its jaw could literally pulverize everything in sight?"
"we were literally just using tongues, and now you're lecturing me on dinosaurs?" you asked, deadpan, blinking at him.
he didn't hear you, already bored with the ipad, completely forgetting whatever point he was trying to prove. he tossed it to the side, stood on the bed, and began aggressively performing the macarena choreographyย while humming the beat under his breath. his coordination was shockingly good for a drunk man, which somehow made it even more frustrating.
when a drunk jungkook's brain decided to switch gears, it didn't just shift like a normal human being intoxicated with alcohol. it drifted across six lanes of traffic and crashed into a brick wall. he was entirely unpredictable.
"okay, i'm going home," you sighed, reaching around the tangled sheets to look for your purse. "where is myโ"
your biggest mistake was to look up. your boyfriend had somehow managed to unhook your bra from the floor where it had been discarded earlier. he had the cups pressed against his eyes like a pair of lacy goggles, the straps wrapped clumsily around his ears.
"jungkook, put my bra down."
"i am a creature of the night," he whispered solemnly through the black lace. his nose squished against the fabric, an incredibly proud, drunken grin stretching across his lips.
before you could even process the image, he slid off the bed, hit the floor with a soft thud, and immediately scrambled underneath the bed frame. the only thing visible was his feet sticking out from under the dust ruffle.
"jungkook?" you leaned over the edge, peering into the dark gap.
he covered his eyes with the bra cups again, shuffling deeper into the shadows. "spiderman!" he screamed into the floorboards. "tell tony they're coming for me! hide me!"
you stared at the empty space where your hot boyfriend had been worshipping your body just minutes prior. your lipstick was smudged, your hair was a mess, your chest was bare, and he was pretending to be a marvel character... why are you not even surprised?
sighing, you pulled out your phone, unlocked it with a swipe, and opened your uber app. as you tapped confirm, a muffled voice from beneath the mattress yelled, "jagi~ did you know birds are technically dinosaurs?"
"the uber will be here in six minutes," you told the floorboards, pulling your dress strap back up.
"wait, don't go yet!" the lace-eyed creature cries out, wiggling his legs. "i forgot to tell you about the killer whales!"
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