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good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

I played Sharpay in my school’s production of High School Musical (I’m a 6ft tall guy) and I shared the part with this girl who looked nothing like Sharpay either. Instead of having one of us play Sharpay the first night and the other one play it the following night, the first person would run off in the middle of the scene and the other one of us would run on the stage and finish the scene. Also, all the costumes were only in her size.

nothing saddened me more than reading what blog this came from

Don’t even talk to me if all of your clothes aren’t made out of bowling alley carpet

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

Totally agree

aesthetically I love like coffeehouses and coffee but I hate actually drinking coffee

tea

thanks for agreeing

you fucking buffoon

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

tea

morrison ↓

i’m ……speechless

me

Where did the fluff come from