my mom re: her hybrid

fuck spotify

we’re getting older :( https://instagr.am/p/CEuchW7pbX9/

progress?? (my fridge and i are only somewhat starving now. and i’ve managed to clean 2 shelves)

a fridge, the day after moving*: dog food, almond milk fancy half eaten cheese in a bag** 3 packets of chick-fil-a sauce 
*i took all the shelves/drawers out to clean them. **i ate the cheese while posting this ***dry goods not pictured: flamin’ hot limón cheetos, flamin’ hot funyuns, & cinnamon toast crunch.

dog watching fireworks

no filter - is that still a thing?

charlie’s new house

someone was like “why don’t you use instagram anymore?” and i was like

"Pepperoni Eyes"

"SLAP YOUR FACE WITH HEAT, YOU WOKE UP AND SAID YOU TASTE BBQ SAUCE, AND JACKFRUIT- THE KING"

my carla