Shout out to the Old Me

“Does it always smell like this?”

Yes, eventually you learn how to just block it all out and forget that half the time this place smells like a gym locker. 

Luke: You say that like it can't easily be proven.

Luke: It'd matter because you were trying to roast me for Alex while you were trying to nestle up to Zayn, that's why it'd matter. What's it matter to you what I do with Alex?

Luke: Which is nothing and you can even ask him, he'll tell you the same.

Luke: Yeah, you do, Ash. You've got something on you and whatever it is you have it against me.

Ash: You dont scare me luke.

Luke: You will be.

Luke: Why wouldn't I want you to be his friend? I'm the one that had to remind you that being his friend was why I was on his damn side in that stupid fight thing. I just don't want you trying to be MORE than his friend. I don't think that's a fuckin' unreasonable request.

Luke: You have something on it.

Ash: Doubtful.

Ash: I'm not trying to be more than his friend! I never was trying to be more than his friend! And what the fuck would it matter if I did? Again never, but making a point with this question. What the fuck does it matter to you?

Luke: No, worse. I'm gonna come find you.

Luke: I didn't call you out to cover my ass on anything, I called you out because you needed to be called out. Why are you acting like that's a brand new concept? When have I ever let you do something I didn't like without letting you know how I felt about it?

Luke: Anyway I didn't start anything, you walked through this door with a chip on your shoulder. I've only been trying to knock it off.

Ash: Oh I'm so scared I'm shakin

Ash: Needed to be called out on what?! Fucking having a friendly conversation with someone? You're out of your mind Lucas! If you don't want me being friends with him than just fucking say it instead of screaming at me for trying to be his friend!

Luke: You trying to piss me off?

Luke: Because it's working.

Ash: What are you gonna do? ignore my texts?

Luke: Come on, you know you can't replace me.

Luke: You know that you don't want to either.

Ash: Oh I think we can. It won't be easy, but it's possible.

Luke: Isn't that what I'm doing here?

Ash: So you're a comedian now?

Luke: Mind if I verify that with an examination?

Luke: You know I don't have either of those things.

Luke: So, what? You're just gonna leave me on read? Good luck doing that, I'll shout out every text I wanna send you down every hall in here if I have to to make sure that you've heard it.

Luke: I didn't take anything but what I saw with my own eyes.

Luke: Not being cryptic about it like you are with Zayn? Which is worse? Because neither look right to me. At least I can admit my fault, though.

Luke: I cant text you whenever the fuck I want, Ash. What are you gonna do? Block me? We live in the same fuckin' house. That's not gonna keep me from talking to you.

Luke: You do that and I'll be the one you end up playing hide and seek with and you don't want to play that with me.

Ash: Then you need to get your eyes looked at because you're seeing some shit that ain't even there.

Said he would’ve preferred it if Calum was here. I don’t think he meant it.              Right. Never together. Noted. Somewhat suspicious at the adamant protest, but noted nonetheless.

Ok so Luke asking me to come means he wishes it were Calum.. I mean, I wish it was Calum too then I wouldn't have to deal with stupidity like yours. If you’re gonna try and stir the pot, do it with two people that haven’t spent every moment with each other since they were sixteen. Luke’s got enough balls to say hurtful shit to my face, he doesn’t give a fuck. There was nothing adamant about that, it was a simple me saying that we’re not together and never have been. Where you find that to be adamant is a mystery to me.