KA-CHING SPECIAL TRACK

self care is creating a life you don’t routinely have to escape from

these 2026 mosquitoes will get in bed with you, pull your pants down, bite you on the ass, then go smoke a cigarette while basking in the afterglow

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

i lied i don’t like sex now watch barbie of swan lake with me 

we're writing mnba rpf about stuff that is actually happening in the wnba....

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

"Olise has 20 shots with no goals, the most of any player by a large margin" GIRL Do not air his shit like that what ꉂ(˃▿˂๑)

the half time talk was deschamps holding a gun to his head in silence for fifteen minutes

Stop normalizing football

it’s going elsewhere