Show me a hero and I'll write you a Tragedy.

love l the longbottoms+johnny

  Surely you know by now that the event begins whenever it is that you walk in.

  Well one of us has to be.

So want to recreate our old days at Hogwarts? Kissing in stairwells and shit?

  I know you wouldn’t. Wow we make it sound like I have Stockholm’s Syndrome. Whatever, it worked for Belle and the beast.

  I figured with Johnny here, you couldn’t be too far behind.

  Trick question. I don’t have a choice.

It’s difficult not to. You manage to get into trouble almost every day, being around you is very stressful.

  Doesn’t she know all, or something like that?

Least we can agree on something.

  Merlin, I would love to pound you.

  If it makes you feel any better, I still think you’re an obnoxious fuckhead. i’m just not reacting to it.