Headcanons based on an AU where Lan was a lab experiment and has some funky side effects
AND I FORGOT TO EXPLAIN WHY DP IS SO SHORT-
Uhh due to the fact there where some difficulties during the split(imagine the Axess episode where Chaud gets Protoman back, just get rid of Lan and Mega(Megaman is just a regular household Navi in this for p l o t), and also have it that Dark Protoman had actually split from Protoman and now they're two separate beings). Not only did it make Dark Protoman a dummy but he's shorter than Protoman :)) stuff had to be sacrificed to make it work and n o I'm not revealing who split them just yet
-Gets called "dad" alot because he's the one stopping Lan and DP from getting into trouble
-the only one of the three who can cook
-likes reading books in his spare time(since NetNavis apparently can.)
-only really shows an extremely lovey-dovey side of him around Lan(has gotten caught twice. Once by DP and another by Chaud)
-doesn't let anyone touch his hair. Sometimes Lan, but he never let's anyone brush it. Only he brushes it
-but his hair feels super nice tho. It's relaxing to feel.
-secretly a talented artist :))))
-the tallest(around 6'. ignore the wiki saying he's like 5' this is an AU 👁👄👁)
-please don't leave him unsupervised he will cause chaos and destruction
-can only make instant ramen And wants to only eat ramen
-yes he begged Lan to give him a program that'll allow him to eat n drink but now he needs to do it like a normal human or he'll die
-doesn't like books. Or any form of reading
-mostly because he has somewhat bad eyesight. He's convinced it's normal but he tends to bump into things alot.
-he doesn't have like a completely lovey-dovey side but blushes like hell whenever Lan hugs him
-he doesn't know how to respond to being kissed so he just panics
-also tries to imitate Protomans art because Lan really enjoys it
-the middle one(probably like 5'5 or smth)
-dont leave him unsupervised around food pLEASE. Spesifically when it comes to free samples and candy canes on Christmas trees
-can't cook. Will 100% burn down the house if he tries
-okay so maybe he can also make instant noodles but makes instant mac n cheese(it's a thing where I live) at 3am
-likes designing things, but 90% of the time they end up looking bad
-wants to draw as well as Protoman but he can't :(((( Proto praises him for his work tho
-constantly craves cuddles n kisses
-steals fluffy things(pillows, blankets, plushies, etc) and never gives them back
-also a major blanket hog
-always in the middle of Proto and DP(especially when on a walk or smth).
-he doesn't really reference/quote them, he just enjoys showing them to his boyfriends who never understand them
-okay overall Lan is just a cuddly lil gremlin who wants your blankets
-oh and he's ofc the shortest(4'11)
I am actually writing an entire fic abt this but I'm not posting it here. Don't speak about "A Fluffy Curse" again until I've re-written it because it was shit >:(
I'm just gonna add the singular tag this time lmao I'm lazy
