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fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

sometimes I look back and think "how did I survive all of that?"

AND abs. And now that we’re at it let’s throw in some broad shoulders, a strong back, and a nice smile.

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

i will never try to impress anyone you either like me or you don’t

honestly just lock in & make your money. nobody give af about your feelings

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person