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10. Prom Night
Year released: 1980
6-word synopsis: Killer stalks students on prom night.
Notable actors: Jamie Lee Curtis, Leslie Nielsen
Observations: I kept waiting for Leslie Nielsen to say something hilarious. There’s lots of extended dancing and angry teens with adult faces…but I still enjoyed it.
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9. Night of the Demons
Year released: 1987
6-word synopsis: Teens host Halloween party in haunted funeral parlor.
Rewind moments: Bad lipstick, boob poke, roasting friends, coffin kill.
Observations: What starts as a cheesy 80s horror movie turns into a gruesome, raunchy and disturbing film. This was almost definitely something I saw on USA Up All Night but severely edited. Not a great movie by any means but enjoyable in a gross way. The special effects and makeup are top notch in the gore category. The opening titles are also super cool.
8. Weapons
Year released: 2025
6-word synopsis: Schoolchildren simultaneously disappear under mysterious circumstances.
Notable actors; Josh Brolin, Amy Madigan, Julia Garner
Observations: The hype is real. I won’t spoil it with more words.
7. Graduation Day
Year released: 1981
6-word synopsis: Grads mysteriously fall victim to killer.
Rewind moment: There's a very cool knife slash/blood effect across the camera early on.
Observations: A pretty straightforward slashed film with a classic whodunit twist. There's a nice selection of live-ish music performances throughout which are a nice touch. I know nothing of the making of the film, but they looked like they had fun.
6. Psycho
Year released: 1960
6-word synopsis: I don't need to tell you.
Notable actors: Janet Leigh, Anthony Perkins
Observations: I finally got my wife to watch this with me after watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story. But it was her idea and kind of an anniversary present.
Still a brilliant film.
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5. The Black Phone
Year released: 2022
6-word synopsis: Boy plots to escape from kidnapper.
Notable actors: Ethan Hawke
Observations: With the removal of a few brutal scenes, this could have been an Are You Afraid of the Dark? Which I fully mean as a compliment. Definitely seems influenced by Stranger Things but in a more real-worldly scenario. Very Twilight Zone-y also. All good things.
4. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Year released; 1984
6-word synopsis: Jason stalks teens and local family.
Notable actors: Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover, a guy who kinda looks like Justin Long
Rewind moment: Crispin’s spastic dance, dog jumping out through the window, machete trauma
Observations: Watching this with my son, I realized this installment of the series is mostly a collection of teens trying to do it scenes with a slight side story of a nerdy Corey Feldman living the childhood of Tom Savini. Still a fun one. With memorable practical effects.
3. Hell Night
Year released: 1981
6-word synopsis: Pledges spend night in haunted mansion.
Notable actors: Linda Blair
Observations: Just a fun 80s horror movie with an icon. The haunted house/slasher combo is entertaining and it’s visually what you want an 80s scary movie to look like.
2. Friday the 13th Part III
Year released: 1982
6-word synopsis: Jason wreaks havoc on camping teens.
Rewind moment: Head crush with 3-D eyeball.
Observations: I watched this one with my 8 year old (with some fast forwards) so it was a fun one. I have probably seen this a thousand times but never realized there’s a body count to follow up to 13. I would like you to see this in real 3-D at some point. They really force those 3-D opportunities into your face.
1. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Year released: 1988
6-word synopsis: Elvira inherits mysterious small town mansion.
Notable actors: Elvira, the guy from Grease who isn’t John Travolta, Edie McClurg (from lots of stuff including The Hogan Family)
Quotable: “How’s your head?” Elvira: “I haven’t had any complaints yet.”
Rewind moment: floorboard to the nuts. Demon nuts.
Observations: I loved Elvira as a kid for reasons I didn’t fully understand. This mostly holds up to a tongue in cheek B-movie vibe but goes legit horror towards the end.
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2025: the year I let my youngest watch Friday the 13th movies. And possibly Halloween.
7. Tourist Trap
Year released: 1979
6-word synopsis: Travelers get terrorized at roadside attraction.
Observations: I don't know if it's just the version I watched or what, but it has that dirty, gritty, VHS feel of a 70s movie you rented during the 80s. Like a bad copy of Friday the 13th. It is genuinely disturbing and scary though. You will want it to end.
6. Lifeforce
Year released: 1985
6-word synopsis: Space vampires come to Earth, hungry.
Notable actors: Patrick Stewart
Observations: I'm sure I would have seen this movie when I was like 7 were it not for the excessive topless vampire screen time. The effects are pretty great, both practical and visual (Ghostbusters-esque).
Rewind moment: Dried out, soul-sucked guy running full speed into the jail cell bars.
5. Phenomena
Year released: 1985
6-word synopsis: Girl uses psychic connection with insects.
Notable actors: Jennifer Connelly, Donald Pleasance
Observations: It has the same eerie feel as Suspiria, another Argento classic. This also features an American at a European school. Donald Pleasance is always good and always wants to catch killers.
The soundtrack/score is all over the place in a good way with songs from Iron Maiden and Motörhead and a synthy score from Goblin.
4. Maniac Cop
Year released: 1988
6-word synopsis: Killer cop terrorizes New York City.
Notable actors: Tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell
Observations: Pretty much a perfect mix of actors in the right era and setting for this type of movie. Tom Atkins plays the hard-boiled detective role like a boss once again.
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3. Longlegs
Year released: 2024
6-word synopsis: FBI hunts for disturbing serial killer.
Notable actors: Nicholas Cage
Observations: I wouldn’t have immediately thought Nicholas Cage would be a terrifying presence. But he definitely was. And Oz Perkins clearly knows his shit when it comes to making all-around haunting, creepy films.
Bonus points for Marc Bolan nods.
2. Basket Case
Year released: 1982
6-word synopsis: Man visits NYC with basket creature.
Observations: it’s a low-budget, practical effects campy gem with slightly too much gore and gratuitous nudity. So pretty spot on for what you want from an 80s, Up All Night kind of movie.