Only on the outside

I was telling Nash I put it in the broom closet in the Gryffindor Tower after Quidditch season but it’s not there anymore.

Why would you put it in the broom closest? Couldn't you just have put it in your room? 

See, I can’t tell you if you’re trying that hard to pull a secret out of me or not when you comply to my requests but since you’re being nice and since I am an incredible nice person and great best friend I’m going to tell you one crazy thing I’ve kept as secrets for years. I’ll tell you when you bring the marshmallows here because I’m mentally preparing myself for the laughter and teasing I’ll get from you when I tell you so give me the goods first.

Was the self-enhancement a necessary intro? Thank you oh generous one, pardon me so I may acquire the marshmallows you so desperately need to sustain life. I bow to you, please forgive me for my sins. Laughter and teasing? Not sure if I'm nervous or excited, lay it on me pretty boy. 

This is not good. Um.

Regular. Regular? Georgia Jinora, how dare you call me regular? I am beyond offended I would like an apology and a bag of marshmallows right now cause damn I’m craving those fluffy bastards now. 

Georgia Jinora? What are you, my grandfather? Regular. Unless you can come up with one crazy thing you keep buried inside of you, then you're flat, and I know for a fact I'm not going to associate myself with a best friend that's flat. I'll apologize when you prove to me that you're not regular. And I'll also get you some marshmallows, since I haven't had a toasted one since December. 

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But I don’t know about you but this looks more interesting when I throw marshmallows into the bonfire than papers with words. Come on. Burn secrets? [makes judgy face im too lazy for gifs im sorry]