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this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

I'm a tumblr vampire: I can't enter your home (dms) without explicit permission or risk death

tumblr Tumblr i have So Many mutuals surely you can show me their posts in my following thingy instead of my own Please please please.

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

In Distress. Stuck in Universe City. Send Help.

Trying to look at tumblr posts for the book radio silence by Alice oseman GET THESE HAZBIN HOTEL TWINKS OFF MY PAGE

it's february? like february friday from the universe city podcast? the podcast i would listen to excessively if it was real??? damn, guess i should reread radio silence then

I like how many times Tumblr was mentioned in Radio Silence. Like, yeah, I know that guy!

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

i don’t really need to face reality i’m not into that type of shit

i remember once when i was like 9 i scraped my knee and my friend's mom was like "no don't cry angels don't cry"

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

Infinitely annoyed by the treatment of Oralie, "oh but Empaths minds' break easier-" Then why are we letting Keefe do ANYTHING? He's an Empath. And also a baby in comparison. She is a grown ass woman. She is hundreds of years old. SHUT THE FUCK UP