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THIS IS JUST IN: @247minhee, @247bitna, @247jiyong

Lo and behold, look who slithered out of the nest. It’s been a hot minute since those tin gods were seen in the same place together and I don’t think they’re all equally happy about it. Ashley and Jiyong seem to be on friendly terms (it can be only an act, their clique could never take pride in being sincere). Putting aside their ambiguous affairs, a bigger question arises: who’s the baby daddy of Minhee’s child? Back in the day she wasn’t much of a prude but there might be an obvious candidate...

- Anonymous

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247woo

Is Siwoo’s flawless facade breaking at the seams? All he’s been occupying himself with upon his arrival was alcohol and, let’s face it, it can’t end well. Guess he still appreciates a good quagmire but will his management team get him out of whatever he’s about to stagger into?

- Anonymous

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247woosung, @minseok247

The fashion is very tragic and plain for Homecoming however the biggest sin that Daniel and Minseok BOTH showed up in all white. So GG who wore it better?

- Anonymous

Most of all, I find it hideously charming that these two seriously try to clear their reputations at all costs, even if it meant looking like canvas waiting to be stained. Both look ridiculous, though I will give them a point for making an effort to look angel-like, meanwhile they’re far, far from that.

- xoxo

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247v, @247jung

Has anyone else noticed Taehyung and Jungho continue to be joint at the hip? If any of them is involved in Cho Kwangsoo’s murder, they must’ve done it together. Taehyung is so crazy about video games he probably doesn’t distinguish reality anymore and Jungho... wasn’t he always trying to be one of the popular kids? What a way to go and gain recognition!

- Anonymous

Junkrat and the Sinner... These screw-loose outsiders have been dangerously close for a while now. If it was their attempt at becoming modern day Bonnie and Clyde, I have to laugh. Allegedly Jungho did have an ambiguous relation with one of the teachers back in Cheongnam, so maybe old Mr. Cho repelled his advances, and bingo, we get the motive. Taehyung, on the other hand, would follow his friend’s (lover’s?) steps like a stray dog. Anything for a piece of attention, hmm?

- xoxo

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247jiyong

You’re all missing the obvious. In high school Jiyong always had what he wanted, including decent grades. I heard he was once trying to get Mr. Cho to agree with his terms when he was at risk of not passing with flying colors but it didn’t really work. This pompous drunkard is vengeful enough to requite years later. 

- Anonymous

Pour alcohol on outdated grudges and you get a crime scene. Could it be tonight’s scenario? Perhaps. His measures are so pathetically predictable I wonder why I ever found anything enigmatic about him. After all, Kwon Jiyong is an open book that doesn’t require high reading comprehension. Will his family lawyers come to the rescue this time, too?

- xoxo

THIS IS JUST IN: @247hope

Why is no one thinking of Hoseok right away? Mr. Cho. He was the only one from the horrible stuck ups who didn't get along with him? Wasn't he super close to that one guy who was murdered too?

- Anonymous

This whole mystery surrounding the misdeeds of The Decs alone proves Jung Hoseok is far from angelic. I will leave his endeavors with Bunny for another time, but keep in mind one thing, he’s no saint and Mr. Cho could’ve witnessed Angel’s sinister tendencies in his last moments.

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247seohyxn, @247minji, @247riah

It was the girls, not one but a group of them. Mr. Cho was way harder on the girls than the boys (because they wouldn't sleep with him). Anyways maybe it was that bible thumper Juhyun, crazy ass Minji, or the rich bitch Riah. Come to think of it all 3 of them had something to gain from Mr. Cho dying... just a thought.

- Anonymous

Oh, a terzetto? These three seem to be quite an odd trio, but when you give it some more thought, it all falls into place. Doesn’t it? However, I would’ve expected our creeping Jesus to settle for a good ol’ gun, but Crimson and the Avant Garde might’ve talked her out of it. Speaking of them two, I haven’t seen them much at the party and that’s looking sketchy if you ask me.

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THIS IS JUST IN: @minseok247

Didn't Mr. Cho favor Minseok? He was a teacher's pet after all and threw everyone else under the bus to save himself. Their "relationship" went south when Mr. Cho gave him a C- on a project. I think the whole injury is a lie but it worked. Guess Minseok couldn't let that shit go after all these years.

- Anonymous

Someone’s very observant here, I could congratulate you on your sharp eye. Still waters run deep, and who really knows what’s going on in Ivory Serpent’s head for most of the time? Maybe this ticking bomb finally exploded? I wouldn’t eliminate this option so quickly.

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What if I told you there’s a killer in the building? What if it’s someone you know, maybe a lover or a friend? Isn’t it amazing how much a human being can hide from another person? Be careful, one day all these secrets may make you burst at the seams. And remember, I know everything.

Happy Halloween, my darlings.

- xoxo

THIS IS JUST IN: @247woosung

Kang Daniel has no discernible personality and let's not even mention his visuals. There's something that just throws me off about him, even while he was in Cheongnam (although he barely turned up to class anyways, what a star student). I can't bear to watch a charity case like him strutting about like he owns the damn place, what a farce.

- Anonymous

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247kihyun, @247hana

These two were an unheard-of pair back in the golden days of Cheongnam, and you know me, nothing could stop me from getting to the bottom of the subject matter. I dug deep enough in their pasts to nose the answers out. I’m aware it may be challenging for you to imagine that they used to be pure and innocent kids without anything big weighing on their conscience yet. Sadly, they had to bear a heartbreaking farewell. They reunion in high school fell flat. Quasimodo found himself better friends and poor Sugar Baby was abandoned to her poignant fate. Now them both being in the same hotel room isn’t much of a coincidence, right? Hana and Kihyun, you should be grateful to me for gifting you with this wonderful opportunity to mend what’s been broken — or make it worse!

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247hyo

Hyojung is already putting his mouth to work? Don’t color me surprised. Even during vacation, which he didn’t have to pay a single crummy penny for, he doesn’t stop grabbing each job offer he can get. I’m considering adding ‘greedy’ to his alias, yet let’s not ignore the origin of his current title. Back in the day I brought his questionable health to light and this rooster sucker kept on denying it. He might’ve fooled you but not me. Guess what? Sickboy didn’t magically get rid of his disease. Don’t forget to wrap before you tap that one, you filthy animals!

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247v, @247jung

Taehyung and Jungho ending up as roommates? How predictable, but surely not so boring. I know these boys will give decent a show. With the Sinner’s fiery passion for cinematography, I hope he won’t fail me and he will put his camera to good use. If not him, I won’t be surprised to see his shady fellow filmmakers show up in Yeosu. The streets are talking and they’re saying our Tarantino in the making is into some explicit motion pictures. From what I heard, Junkrat has another problem to take care of, so that probably made him overlook his beau’s unconventional labor of love!

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247gao

Godfrey, a certain curious cat has a question for you:

Hey Gao, is it gay to touch your own dick? xoxo diaf

We’re all dying to find out what’s your take on this! Tell your little Peter Pan I said hi.

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247lucy, @247seohyxn

Lucy... falling from the sky with diamonds? I heard a rumor that the Magnet and the Wolf met the other day at a photoshoot, and lets just say, sparks flew! Onlookers were sure little miss Juhyun was in danger of getting set on fire or something, in between all the tight smiles, dagger eyes, and tense atmosphere. Is Lucy aware that Juhyun might be stealing her acting roles in the near future? Uh-oh....

- Anonymous

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247jimin

Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that our little Killjoy mess has gone missing for a few days? I hear he's just wandering around Seoul like a homeless lunatic! Someone like that, why don't they just throw him in a mental hospital-- it's where nutcases like him belong!

- Anonymous

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THIS IS JUST IN: @247hana

For long I didn’t know who provided me with a complete list of students getting dope from Fox, also known as Yoo Hana, back in the days when Cheongnam was still lucky enough to have me around. You know what was far more satisfying than receiving this material? Finding out it was nobody else but Hana herself who was posing to be the anonymous insider. Poor thing wanted to stay out the spotlight with her sneaky attempts to prevent anyone from revealing her not so noteworthy background. There is more to be said but I’ll leave it for another time. Until then, enjoy your requested attention and remember I keep tabs on you, Sugar Baby.

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