Make and Model

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

aplatonic aromantic asexual polycule

coworkers

no facebook no instagram no twitch.tv no onlyfans. if you want to see me that bad check the trailcam footage in your local woods.

puts a piece of pasta on this

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

this cat is butt ugly why is he famous

i hope you adopt a pet chimpanzee and have many years of friendship with him before one day he attacks your face and permanently disfigures you

so that i become butt ugly like this cat?

i hope you end up on liveleak

I would never eat bread made by someone w acrylic nails.